Golden Pineapple reviews

This strain makes me think I can read every Wikipedia page I come across

This was one of the best looking, smelling, and tasting strains I have ever come across. The smell was very tropical (think papaya) and tasted just the same. The high comes on fast and strong. You can tell this hydrid is definitely weighted more heavily on the sativa side. Lots of energy and a great cerebral rush. Upon my first use of this, I did smoke a bit too much and it's relaxing body high took me down. After that I began to use it sparingly and got some great benefits from this. It can be a bit spacy at first but shortly afterwards I gain focus and can get a lot done. For those looking for a great cerebral daytime strain this will do it for you quite nicely! For those just starting take it easy on this as it does pack quite a whallop!

I really, really enjoy this strain. Very euphoric and uplifting, it absolutely crushes any funk I may be in. No anxiety, only positivity. The only real downside is that I feel like it is hard to hide the fact that I am ripped, so I wouldnt smoke in situations with people that frown on cannabis use.

this one tasted amazing, not sour patch kids amazing but if spk had a generic version like western family. it is a very chill relaxing weed, the only problem with this one is that my husband is playing video games amd oblivious to the fact that I am chatty and want to talk about my cats. I guess I am going in for round 2 then I will do some online shopping. my cats need christmas presents. also, I am thirsty. I need like a really delicious jalapeno limeaid or something.

1g pre roll. Phat Panda golden pineapple. New guy at the local shop said it would be good....fairly dissatisfied.

When I think golden, I think sweet but when y’all think golden you think sour because you nasty haha. This is the best tasting strain I’ve had in a long time. It tastes like a very sweet sour pineapple when you vaporize it. It’s definitely got a sativa effect. It was a bit of creeper for me. When you smoke it, you can feel the humming of the universe.

Okay so it's clear I'm in the minority but I absolutely hate this strain. It feels draining, there's no euphoria, i just kind of feel like there's microwave static in my head for a few hours, slightly dizzy and just generally unwell and off til it's effect wears off. Headaches at low doses, anxiety at higher ones.

I bought a GP distillate two days ago. My product was labeled an indica and is high potency. I love this strain, it’s really chill and also stimulates the mind. I find myself in a good place spiritually with a few puffs on the vape. Definitely deserves all 5 stars. Feeling the love. Flavor is a delicious bouquet of fruity fabulousness, dominantly citrus and pineapple. Even as a cart it’s pretty pungent. For an indica it’s not especially sedating, I feel calm, but also alert. Very very nice stuff.