Golden Pineapple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Pineapple.
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This strain makes me think I can read every Wikipedia page I come across
I really, really enjoy this strain. Very euphoric and uplifting, it absolutely crushes any funk I may be in. No anxiety, only positivity. The only real downside is that I feel like it is hard to hide the fact that I am ripped, so I wouldnt smoke in situations with people that frown on cannabis use.
Okay so it's clear I'm in the minority but I absolutely hate this strain. It feels draining, there's no euphoria, i just kind of feel like there's microwave static in my head for a few hours, slightly dizzy and just generally unwell and off til it's effect wears off. Headaches at low doses, anxiety at higher ones.
October 17, 2018
If you like piña coladas, and getting stoned in the rain... this dankass nugg has you covered. Literally smells like pineapple sherbet, deep mandarin orange, and the blood of your enemies, if you really hate citrus fruit
oh my G, what a wonderful wonderful sativa 😍 so uplifting and energizing without being anxiety inducing at all!! smoked two bowls then cleaned my whole kitchen and redecorated, had a blast while doing it lol. defo recommended if u have anxiety or depression or BDD bc it helps with my situation lots.
great for anxiety and depression. a lot of strains tend to increase my anxiety, but this one certainly helps me get through my day-to-day activities
This strain is a real creeper. I dont feel the effects of it at all, i only feel buzzed. I take a couple more puffs. Nothing. 1 more puff. 10 minutes later i am in the clouds. Take it slow. Definitely an awesome hybrid.. i have all the alertness of a sativa but totally zoned out like an indica unable to control my focus. Its like.. i want to focus but im so lazy i cant begin to focus my mind on something else and I stay focused on something for way too long. Total mind melter. Oh and it tastes fantastic.. very sweet and tangy pineapple like taste to it with a hint of dank. I purchased a one gram liquid live resin cartridge from my local dispo so the flavor is really there. Awesome stuff 👍🏼
City: Seattle •. Time of Day: 2:30PST • Mood prior to consumption: slightly stressed, otherwise good.
Brand: MicroBar x Phat Panda • Product: Liquid Gold Live Resin HTE • Strain: Golden Pineapple.
I've taken about 7-8 draws off of this adorable little Microbar. Here's what I'm experiencing:
✅ Vibe: Productive. I'm writing my first Leafly review, so it's clearly doing SOMETHING! 😜
✅ Desired sensory experience: focus and flow with a bright lift.
✅ Actual experience: elevated. I can hear all the things. I'm slightly distracted. My mind's wandering; ADHD is quite active.
✅ Terp experience: expecting sweet pineapple, noted citrus, grapefruit, pepper, pine.
✅ Surprised by: how I want to get up and clean, re-arrange all my furniture, work with my hands– physically move, be active.