Golden Pineapple reviews

This is my holy grail strain. Before a workout or before I need to cook a meal, this strain gets me GOING. I want to exercise, I want to dance, and move around in general. I blast music and sing/dance along. I’ll even get the motivation I never get to clean my apartment, this strain does it all for me, haha. And on my come down I enjoy a good comedy that has me giggling like silly. Depression, where did she go? Suddenly I’m social and joking with strangers, hello! Although I’ve gotta warn you, this strain does not help those hunger queues! I could have had an entire meal, but this strain will remind me of the boxes of cereal or the bag of popcorn with all the salt and butter.

An oldie but a goodie. It's been hard to find in my neck of the woods the past few years. I was happy my favorite weed store had it the other day. It gives me an awesome high and keeps me energized and focused. It's great for reading or for getting stuff done. It also has a wonderful, sweet and fruity smell and taste. It's well worth trying.

One of the first strains bought legally in a dispensary when first starting this dreamy escapade into the world of legal cannabis. Around 2 years ago it was strains like Golden Pineapple that are so over the top dank that my curiosity & fascination had me jump in head first. Since that point there has been non stop dispensary hopping, almost 300 strains under my belt, networking with budtenders that know their shit, and the surface has barely been scratched. With this being said it was fate to try this awesome strain because like the term "chasing the dragon" this stoner searches endlessly for super diggity bud like this. There have been few flowers that matched this strain's standards to be honest. The smell is so potent and uniquely happy that thinking of it brings back a nostalgia of the hot summer day GP baked me to the bone. Spicy, sweet tropical flavors stay on the tongue for a long time with a very upbeat terpene profile. Really with Golden Goat as a parent it is hard to go wrong. The only way going wrong could be possible is if a inexperienced smoker partakes because this is strong medicine. The usual high THC content mixed with the more sativa sided buzz could cause some paranoia, anxiety, and unplanned pregnancies because this weed gets folks horny. Plan accordingly!!! Top notch pain reliever also could stave off hunger being a more active buzz with little to no munchies. The high is very fast moving and animated sort of like a movie reel is going over your eyes. Reminiscent of the first time I got high which is great!! A special strain great for recreational purposes to satisfy folks like me who want to get ripped sometimes, but tolerance stands in the way. Golden Pineapple will laugh at the THC saturated body & give it an irie smackdown like no other. All that plus this flower even is pleasant to look at with a pale green interwoven with red & orange hairs. Great strain!!

Definitely not for beginners. I'm a 5' 3" 140 lb female. One hit and I am sky high within 5 minutes. With only one hit the high lasts about an hour, but I folded 3 loads of laundry and cleaned my kitchen in that hour. Two hits and I'm too high to get off the ceiling, uh I mean floor. A great sativa for the experienced smoker.

Great wake and bake strain! Got me up and going shortly after smoking this stuff! Have had it a couple different times from various places and the effects have been consistent. Smells kinda sweet and sour pungent. Great smoke !

Golden Pineapple Review - 36/50 March 20, 2016 Summary: An absolutely beautiful sativa flower with delicious, yet somewhat mild aromas and flavors of sweet, tangy pineapple. Expect a wave of physical euphoria and a calming of your belly accompanied by surprisingly little head effect. Brand: Phat Panda Weight: 3.5 grams Harvest Date: 1/04/2016 Packaging Date: 1/16/2016 Total THC ( + THC): 24.54% Total CBD: 0.3% Eye: 10/10 Golden green, wispy buds of large, pear-shaped calyxes, with bright orange pistils and mostly clear trichomes. Very high calyx:leaf ratio highlighted by an excellent trim job. Nose (/2): 6.75/10 Aromatic Intensity: 6/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7.5/10 Notes: Yes, slightly more than a hint of sweet, tangy pineapple. No chlorophyll. Tongue (/2): 5.75/10 Flavor Intensity: 4/10 Flavor Quality: 7.5/10 Notes: Tastes very similar to its smell with sweet, tangy pineapple on the inhale and a little sweet citrus on exhale. Though quite delicious, the flavor is not nearly as pronounced as other varieties with similar terpene profiles. Would greatly benefit from a sucrose boost. Head: 4/10 Notes: Surprisingly little mind-shift for such a high THC (24.54%) sample. Whatever other cannabinoids and terpenes are in this Golden Pineapple's entourage are clearly altering how my body/mind normally processes THC. Good focus though! Body: 9.5/10 Notes: Excellent energy boost and physical euphoria! Definite calming of my gastrointestinal tract. Terrific body effect for a sativa, similar to ATF in this way.

Okay so it's clear I'm in the minority but I absolutely hate this strain. It feels draining, there's no euphoria, i just kind of feel like there's microwave static in my head for a few hours, slightly dizzy and just generally unwell and off til it's effect wears off. Headaches at low doses, anxiety at higher ones.

It's a very smooth, but very strong-smelling strain. Easy to smoke and comes on pretty fast compared to other strains I've had. Made my smoke buddy and I feel very energetic and aroused. It's a great snuggle strain. Would recommend smoking this and watching hour long stand-up comedy.