Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Strange smoke but a very nice one - doesn't really get you super "high" but has a massive effect on your general mood. I was in a shit mood, smoked this and felt calm and happy. None of the usual racing sativa brain or internal swirl, just a simple relaxed euphoria. Lovely. Totally different to most modern strains which are all about the cerebral blast. This felt more like a dash of MDMA.
At higher doses it becomes a run of the mill sativa hybrid, but that initial rush of hazy good cheer is lovely and pretty much unique for modern weed. Much gentler than most, but not "weak", just different.
Initial impressions: super mild flavor, mild all around. Not sure if I'm even getting that much. Easy on the throat, nice floral taste, you can pick up on the pineapple and a little bit of vegetation (kinda like asparagus)
The high: is slow to creep up and like many others say, really energetic. I don't remember typing a review this quickly on any other strain. I feel more chatty than usual and less "high" - really minimal body effects, strong sativa influence. Would be a great daytime smoke
Pineapple Express is a strain every cultured smoker should look for in their collection. Popularized by the 2008 movie by the same name, Pineapple Express is a dominant Sativa hybrid that will provide you with a tropical blast while you toke. Pineapple Express offers a strong body buzz that is great for both Sativa and Indica lovers alike. Neither causing you strong paranoia or glueing you to the couch like many other potent Sativas and Indicas. While not sweet, the buds contain a strong citrus scent similar to other tropical themed strains. A hint of pineapple can be expected when inhaled. Pineapple Express is great for treating anxiety, stress, and even some forms of serious depression. If you are looking for a social strain or something to ease the stresses of everyday life Pineapple Express is a great addition to anyone's collection. It's amazing Sativa effects will leave you energized and relaxed allowing an individual to take full advantage of the strains medicinal and social properties.
schizophrenic here. this is the only strain that helps my paranoia. it's also great with soothing aches and pains
Great strain. It smoked about one gram from flower. It started off behind my eyes, euphoric, then incredibly horny. It was like cannabis viagra. I personally don’t have a problem getting hard, but this strain gave me the strongest erection I’d ever had. And everything is very, very sensitive. Looking forward to when the wife gets home!
November 23, 2022
i absolutely love this strain. i saw a review from someone on here saying it helped with their depersonalization/derealization and since i suffer from it too i thought to give it a shot. the high i got from this was amazing and felt a lot more in my head. after smoking it, i finally feel like everything is real and i about sobbed. i’ve always felt disconnected from my body and even with EMDR therapy and antidepressants i still felt like i was walking around in a video game. after this, i finally feel like i’m in control. that feeling lasts days after i’ve smoked it too. i can’t express how much i love this strain and i wish i could personally thank the person who left that review
The perfect strain for people who strictly prefer smoking indica all the time . This is a 60/40 sativa-dominant strain , so it will still give you most of the good effects that you’re used to experiencing with indica’s , but still be a satisfactory dominant , allowing you to feel a high that is honestly amazing . makes me miss sativas in general . switch it up ! try this strain. pineapple express is nuts .
If you don’t play around with Pex(Pineapple Express) before you leave this earth have mercy on your soul! The is the stuff man let me tell you concerts, Christmas parties, awkward family get togethers. This strain can fix them all and more I love this strain have it in a timeless vape cart. The flavor is amazing kinda like a fruity pineapple banana flavor. It’s super cozy and you feel just happy you know.