Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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So, appearance wise it looked very nice. Big nugs that were very dense! Nice white and amber triches all over. I was expecting a MUCH more pronounced smell. Definitely a sweet, fruity smell; not overwhelming. NOT nearly as potent smelling as the last oz of Killer Queen I picked up. I was worried that it wasn't going to be all that "dank" because the smell didn't knock me over.
I shouldn't have worried! This stuff hit hard! Great mild, fruity taste; great heady high that hits pretty quick. I felt it in my legs first and then immediately in my head. Pineapple Express is a Sativa dominant hybrid and you can definitely tell! It was 11pm and I wanted to go work on something! I was very motivated and stimulated. Might not be the best for bedtime.
Overall, I really enjoy this stuff! I've used it a few times today at work and have been very focused and productive! It's MUCH more potent than I expected! Normally when I vape, it will take a good 6-8 GOOD rips before I get where I like to be. With this stuff...four hits and I was LOVING LIFE! The most pronounced effect is an overwhelming sense of HAPPY!
Only real negatives are dry mouth/dry eyes (although the cotton-mouth wasn't as bad as a lot of good dank I've had). I can see where someone could use too much of this stuff too fast and feel a little "tweeked." Don't do that.
After trying a plethora of strains over the past year, I'd probably say this is the best one I've had so far. Bought at a dispensary in Vancouver, WA. Really good for daytime use, not quite as good for the night. Good amount of THC, first use will likely have you high for a while. Decent for appetite although probably not a first choice for it. Overall a good strain for feeling really happy and good about whatever's happening in life.
I'm a indica smoker, so I'm not used a smoke sativas, but mannn this one worth it. I payed for it 35$ or 120R$ for 2 grams. Mate the smell citric and pineapple, the flavor is citric as well. I was active like for 1 hour after that I became sleepy I think cause of the indica part on this strain.
Worth it.
just vaped some flower and though I just got my card I've been a long time connoisseur and this is hands down one of my favorite strains of all time. The flavor is amazing, Berry and pine with mango notes
I have consumed all the food. The food has been eliminated. A reverse mullet of a strain. Party in the front absolute melty butter slumber in the back. Bing bong.
September 27, 2015
smoked it. got stoned, ate some stuff. smoked some more, watched rick and morty. yeahhhhhhh. 🔥🌲
Pineapple Express is a strain every cultured smoker should look for in their collection. Popularized by the 2008 movie by the same name, Pineapple Express is a dominant Sativa hybrid that will provide you with a tropical blast while you toke. Pineapple Express offers a strong body buzz that is great for both Sativa and Indica lovers alike. Neither causing you strong paranoia or glueing you to the couch like many other potent Sativas and Indicas. While not sweet, the buds contain a strong citrus scent similar to other tropical themed strains. A hint of pineapple can be expected when inhaled. Pineapple Express is great for treating anxiety, stress, and even some forms of serious depression. If you are looking for a social strain or something to ease the stresses of everyday life Pineapple Express is a great addition to anyone's collection. It's amazing Sativa effects will leave you energized and relaxed allowing an individual to take full advantage of the strains medicinal and social properties.
I've been a smoker for a long time now and have kinda grown "numb" to it during the years.. I mean, I enjoy it, but rarely do I get the same buzz I did "back in the day" around 10 years ago. Never seem to get that paranoid, euphoric, giggly or have any chance of "overdosing" and getting dizzy or nauseous.
But now that I got some hydro-grown pineapple express, it instantly reminded me of those first fine quality buds I had... I only had smoked 2 bases from a bong and it felt like I had smoked 6-8 one hit bases.. A third one and called it quits..
Went back to my couch and heard a plane from outside... For some reason, I got really paranoid for just a few minutes. It sounded like a damn bomber or a jet and I kept looking around the sky from the edge of my window.... And that's when I started laughing, when I realized how paranoid I was.
Sat down on the couch, got comfortable and had one of the best highs I've had in years. Everything felt better, everything was beautiful, everything was alright.
Highly recommended! Feel-good weed :)