Grape Ape reviews

I consider Myself a veteran smoker and the first time I smoked this strain I was brought back to the initial days of Munchies and just sitting around zoning out in front of the TV! Great for long weekends of little or not much to do around the house to eventually having nice long naps or just a good nights sleep.

absolutely helped with neck and shoulder pain.

You're not on a diet, are you? No? Good. Because Ape Grape will turn you into the kind of person who strolls to the refrigerator in her underwear, goes on a belligerent snack hunt, and ultimately settles on a PB&J sammich because it can more effectively be eaten in bed than a leftover stirfry. I am REALLY hungry. And let me be clear. I ate a large dinner of pizza and fro yo (not even stoned when I made that brilliant life choice), and I somehow ended back in the kitchen and almost don't even recall telling myself to go in there. There was no hunger before smoking. Hunger hit me hard after 15 minutes. The sandwich did not satiate me. You know that new viral video of that adorable bear eating that awful woman's kayak? Well I'm the bear in this situation. Grape Ape made me THAT hungry. My sandwich was the kayak. Luckily I'm home alone with the cat and dogs, and their judgment of me is more acceptable than that of other humans. On a semi-related note, this strain is heavy on the I-need-to-go-bed-right-now feeling, and I have almost no motivation to do anything other than eat and talk to my cat. It isn't too grape-flavored, which is nice because grape's pretty gross, and I feel no anxiety, and my body high isn't too intense. I do, however, want more sandwich. Overall, this is a great strain. Just be prepared to be really really hungry, and be warned that your hunger may drive you to make a totally incoherent meal that you'd never eat when not high as anything on Grape Ape.

smells amazing, hits so smooth and has a nice taste. Subtle effects, chatty, chill, munchies, I could sleep no problem. A fav of mine.

I just vaped some grape ape and wow! This may be the most relaxing couch locked strain I've come across. My back was hurting all day. Right now there is zero pain. I'm sunk in my bed watching Netflix very relaxed and content. I had to stop my show just to write this review bc this high is very enjoyable. You will not go wrong with grape ape if you're looking for stress and pain relief also for a good night's sleep. Heavy indica, great taste.

This is my #1 absolute best indica strain to knock myself out to sleep. This is THE sleeping pill for me. I have trouble sleeping most nights, I have mild insomnia and a few hits of this, maybe 5-10 minutes later at most, I knock out to sleep. And it's a great heavy sleep each time. I guess I feel a bit of an "ape" because of the heaviness and weight feeling in the body. BUT it's also the most gentle indica strain for me, no wild thoughts or an uncomfortable tingly effect, it just takes you very smoothly to sleep. Really recommend!

this is an awesome strain to give yourself a home massage spa treatment. What you need to do is get your favorite essential oil blend or olive oil or if you're extremely desperate you could use Crisco or whatever is in your cupboard but I would make sure and take a shower right afterwards.stand or sit in your bathroom or your bedroom or wherever with your feet shoulder-width apart. Start massaging your scalp and close your eyes but be careful because you could fall backwards like I almost did because it is so relaxing. I think you will like it but be careful you don't fall.

very good