Grape Ape reviews

makes me happy and relieves worry and insomnia

You're not on a diet, are you? No? Good. Because Ape Grape will turn you into the kind of person who strolls to the refrigerator in her underwear, goes on a belligerent snack hunt, and ultimately settles on a PB&J sammich because it can more effectively be eaten in bed than a leftover stirfry. I am REALLY hungry. And let me be clear. I ate a large dinner of pizza and fro yo (not even stoned when I made that brilliant life choice), and I somehow ended back in the kitchen and almost don't even recall telling myself to go in there. There was no hunger before smoking. Hunger hit me hard after 15 minutes. The sandwich did not satiate me. You know that new viral video of that adorable bear eating that awful woman's kayak? Well I'm the bear in this situation. Grape Ape made me THAT hungry. My sandwich was the kayak. Luckily I'm home alone with the cat and dogs, and their judgment of me is more acceptable than that of other humans. On a semi-related note, this strain is heavy on the I-need-to-go-bed-right-now feeling, and I have almost no motivation to do anything other than eat and talk to my cat. It isn't too grape-flavored, which is nice because grape's pretty gross, and I feel no anxiety, and my body high isn't too intense. I do, however, want more sandwich. Overall, this is a great strain. Just be prepared to be really really hungry, and be warned that your hunger may drive you to make a totally incoherent meal that you'd never eat when not high as anything on Grape Ape.

Got some grape ape in a cart from a local shop, not bad at all. Its a very sneaky strain, smoke too little and you'll feel like you didn't smoke at all, but if you smoke too much you'll be too impaired to enjoy most things. It has a very tight sweet spot but when you hit that spot you'll be really focused on whatever you're doing. I sometimes get into this interesting trancelike state where I just kinda take whatever idea I have and totally commit to it. I find it also helps my mood a lot. I'm able to take things in my life as they are without all the negativity attached. I wouldn't recommend it for an everyday kind of smoke, but its definitely worth having in your arsenal. Grape Ape is perfect for a night of staying in, playing video games, and eating good food. I've also found its good for when I want to pursue creative work like playing guitar and writing music. I would give it 3.5 stars if I could but 3 would be far too unfair so I decided to give it 4.

This strain feels like a mother's hug. A very claiming and relaxing experience.

this is great ape! if u like fighting out of a coma, enjoy.

I am an Indica connoisseur, and Grape Ape is an Indica! And you can feel the Indica when it hits! It takes a few mins to feel the effect, about 3 to 5 mins, but when it hits you will love Grape Ape! Through the magnifying glass, Grape Ape looks like a jungle of ripe, full topped Trychomes. And it smells like you'd expect an Idica to smell, full and ripe. At least if you have a good grower.

This strain is great for migraines and all the symptoms that come with migraines.

Grapes are definitely a go-to strain when you're looking to enjoy some food, and by enjoy I mean experience a whole new level of taste that makes your buds light.