Gelato #33 reviews

Pretty quick, stimulating, and uplifting in the head. Eyes widen and thoughts perk up like caffeine, but without uncomfortable raciness. In fact, it’s the opposite; there’s a physical streak of soothing contentedness that’s extremely pleasurable. Not unlike the body high from LSD. For how relaxing it is, it’s not sedating. Almost anti-couch lock as I feel more compelled to move. Mental state's a bit cloudy and chilled out, but there’s more than enough clarity for ease of thought. Strong spaciness makes existing and doing things a fun trip. Visuals, music, movies, etc. are incredibly absorbing - they radiate quality and euphoria. Hard to find a fault in this strain. Does everything I care the most about better than most strains. Great mood elevation, pleasurable sensory accentuation, not tiring or couch lock-y, fun trippiness while being clear-headed enough to think and communicate easily. Really, a best ever. And this was after it had been sealed in a bag for 2 years.

Long time smoker, medical patient. Diagnosed with panic disorder, anxiety, chronic intractable physical pain. This strain is the first I've found that checks all the boxes. Pain relief, instant mood lift, slight tingling/euphoria in legs. Cerebral but not too heady unless you dive in deep. At that, despite my high sensitivity to anxiety-inducing strains, I never felt any pangs of panic. This strain is perfect. Mood enhancement and motivation for when you want to be active, and open loving arms if you relax on the couch. Sleep may follow at that point.

uplifting head high flavorful an smooth an strong one of my new favs

the bomb 80 to 85% awesome experience

Officially my favorite strain. I waited for several uses spread out over time to make this assertion. I currently have 21 strains for sale and while Gelato33 is *my* favorite, it's not everyone's. So here's what I've noticed: If you ride the balance between technical and creative, but struggle to focus enough to truly harness the power of both, this is for you. It seems to wash away the anxiety and allow you to access all of your brain. If you've been struggling to solve a complex problem (maybe writing an algorithm or designing architecture), this will help you break through. I've confirmed this with other people with similar goals. I've had the most profound and sometimes straight up spiritual experiences with this (and I'm not religious).

Never knew weed could make me horny until I tried this. This strain woke me up again to the joy of how food tasted when high. I had full body chills and everything for hours. 👌🏼

My go-to happiness strain. Every session with this strain leaves me with intense feelings of both happiness and relaxation. A smooth and less-intense throat hit. Perfect for after a long day at work.

I smoked this strain with 3 friends the other night. It was honestly the best high I have had in a while. At first I felt very calm and relaxed. We smoked in a Walmart parking lot in my car. We, after smoking, went into the Walmart and that's when this strain fully kicked in. I felt like I had got punched in the face. I nearly green out in the Walmart. My friends finished up there shopping and after I had walked out and took a breath of fresh air I felt super euphoric. It was some weird to say the least. I somehow managed to drive everyone to Wendy's and then to everyone's house to get them home. When I got to my house and I was alone I layed in my bed and just stared at my ceiling in silence. It looked like the ceiling was warping but not anywhere close to what it would be like if you tripped on acid. That's the best way I can explain my high with this strain.