Crystal Coma reviews

This really is an unusual and quite colorful Hybrid, with more purple throughout the buds than I've ever seen in a Sativa dominated strain. Beautiful, with light greens mixed with the purple, sprouting orange hairs, dusted in the namesake Trichromatic brilliance. It's interesting, for the buds in the ounce I purchased were large, 3" to 5" solid nuggets, but give off little fragrance; maybe a slight coffee aroma mixed with raw tobacco, but nothing compared to strains that I've had that set the hound dogs howling off in the next County. Strains like King Louis III Og; Paris Og; fresh Jack Herrer; or any of almost an infinite number of strains that you yourselves have smelled, but not the Crystal Coma. And in the taste realm, once again, Crystal Coma is rather subtle, with the slightest hint of a cappuccino like flavor, but very smooth on both inhalation, and exhale. Silent but deadly. I always test a strain with a fine hand rolled joint, courtesy of my "surgeon's hands", and over 40 years of perfecting this craft, one of the few things I can do well. I smoke the joint myself, and see how far I get before I put it down and say, "Ok man, you win...I'm satisfied." With my review joint, I smoked approximately 1/2 of a real "fatty", a joint that was well proportioned but, how shall I say it, stretching it's cover to the brink, like a chubby person stuffed into a pair of tights, something that happens, but shouldn't be done. Anyway, it was a big joint. After 5 minutes the Coma in it's name surfaced, and I fired up the Lava Lamp and started to meditate/ daydream/space out, and really enjoyed the next hour escaping the space/time we ordinarily occupy. The fine effects lasted for over 2hours before this old hombre needed recharging, so I'm deducting a few minor points for length of high, lack and depth of taste and smell, but the niceties of the effects keeps this a 5 Star Herb.

The sativa I've been looking for to rival my favorites! With an incredible 30%thc this is some knock you out medication! Or better yet.. Knock you to outer space! After a bowl of this fine flower my anxiety was 100% GONE! I was dragging around to get the day going and bamm! Off I went! Right up there with XJ-13 and the ever loving Diesel strains, this will be one of my goto's... When available!

Crystal Coma hands-down, is one of my favorite cannabis strains I’ve had the pleasure of trying. This flower checks off on every aspect of grading a strain. Crystal Coma is extremely potent and will totally lay you out for a Sativa. This strain actually can couch-lock you way more than most indicas. Also, Crystal Coma has to be one of the most unique and beautifully colored strains I’ve ever seen. I’ve had several different batches of Crystal Coma and there has been some that have been the most unique looking cannabis I’ve ever seen. Beautiful uniquely colored pastel greens with purple hues and some pink hues, and fiery orange hairs with a coating of milky white trichomes. The aroma and flavor are similar, a skunky cheese and flowery profile. A rare sativa strain that I give a rare 5 star rating to. All around a top quality flower. Amazing appearance, potency, aroma, and flavor. If you’re lucky enough to come across this strain, you should take advantage and stock up. Out of the 25 years of growing, collecting, and sampling different cannabis strains, Crystal Coma is one of the finest.

Perfect! Can't even describe it!

With my ADHD, this strain is perfect! It relaxes my nerves, stops my racing thoughts and oddly enough....helped me focus. I cleaned the house and ran my errands and I usually get stressed and worked up over things that shouldn't be stressed on because my ADHD, but with this strain...ADHD doesn't stand a chance

Crystal Coma is potent. And aptly named. The smell is a bit citrusy, with a distinct chestnut and cherry aroma. The taste is slightly oily with sweet, spicy and skunky notes. Visually, the buds are tree-shaped, almost kelly green in color, and thoroughly covered with crystals and thick reddish-orange hairs. Definitely a stand-out! Euphoric, happy high, with a relaxing, hynotic and long-lasting sedative effect. Probably best to use this strain at night time, the relaxing effect was so overwhelming that I found it difficult to hold a conversation or focus on even mildly complicated tasks. But I couldn't have cared less! Calmed my mind and body, sleep was easy and wonderful. Different and very memorable. In my top 3 stains for sure!

This bud took my head off. Then proceeded to fill my head with thousands of snapshots, all representing a 2 hour time line. Then my head was handed back to me, with a smile on it. Oh and - 5 stars!

Prior to cracking into this bag, I read about how it's genetics aren't exactly pinpointed but a best guess is cheese x skunk. It is clear that these mad scientists were out here trying to birth one of the most pungent of danks in breeding these flowers. They succeeded. The raw odor alone may turn off folks with sensitive shniffer palettes. It's weed like this that led some smokers to refer to their herb as 'gas'. That is exactly what in the heck we are dealing with here. These loose and super crystally buds pack a whallop of THC well into the 20s. Can report this is an absolute fershure. It is said to have dazed the living bejeesus out of many a cannabis reviewer. There is a time and place for marijuanas like this. That time is in the evening. If you wanted to, you could instantly ride this heavy-eyed and cloudy high right to bed. Conversely, like any substance with sedative properties, should you choose to resist the snoozy temptations of this particular flower, you may find yourself in a trance like tranquility. with this kind of brainweather, bigger picture matters disappear into a mist. All that is visible is can see is what you see right in front you in those precious periods of cannabis induced euphoria. It is a 'pick your own adventure strain' that could easily cast a spell on creative types that often find themselves operating nocturnally. I give this strain 5/5 because it has the ability serve several different purposes in a perfect manner. Also cause this shit straight up danks... -Mack