Alaskan Thunder Fuck reviews

I feel like Ocean Spray Cranberry juice being poured into a tall glass of ice, with a nice tingle from the ice as the liquid maneuver within the glass, about to be ingested by me from having dry mouth from smoking 3 joints of ATF (Alaskan Thunder fuck) while I write this comment...... great relaxation weed.

I've wanted to try this legendary strain for ages. Completely worthy of it's status, this is a terrific high. Lucid, enthusiastic, talkative, happy and uplifting, and all the while your body just hums with pleasure. Definitely not for bedtime, this is like a bud laced with an espresso. It really gives you a boost with an impressive, highly functional stone. Best of all, while I often worry about sativas giving me racing thoughts, there's none of that at all. Along with Blue Dream (which is mellower), this is another fave.

This is a very special sativa. Very pale green flowers crusted with milky white trichromes are a real treat to the eyes. The intensely pungent savory marjoram, bay leaf, and lanolin aroma that almost assaults the nose is definitely an acquired taste. The effect is SOARING. High-intensity, long duration, super-energetic and euphoric elevation is a major boon, relieving my pain and anxiety and leaving me feeling at peace with the universe. Though this has become a five-star strain for me based on the effects, I take one away for having a less-than-accessible terpene profile.

i have a hard time trying new strains because of my anxiety but wow this is the best strain i’ve had.

It’s a sativa* in many ways, but the smoked stoopid indica shit. Good energy, but also don’t trust your deepest thoughts; they’re not likely to be participants let alone winners upon comedown.

This was a Jekyll and Hyde strain for me. I first smoked it when I had things to do, errands to run, and was not that impressed. But then one day I smoked it while laying out by the pool and holy sh*t, hello heaven. I couldn’t stop smiling and had one of my best smoke sessions of all time. Definitely a chill and enjoy it and not a get things done strain.

Got the ATF cartridge by Timeless — 82% THC. A few hits of the cart and I could feel the effects: euphoric and calming for me, but I still felt fully alert. Tastes earthy yet still refreshing.

I really thought that this would be a strain I'd put on my absolutely no list, anything ATF or Thunder Fuck just sounds like it would be too much for my anxiety and add. But I was wrong. It's uplifting and calming all at once. I feel happier, kinder, and more capable of achieving the miraculous (even if that's just making it through another day). Will definitely pick up more if it's in stock.