Alaskan Thunder Fuck reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alaskan Thunder Fuck.
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Alaskan thunderstruck, a fitting name for sure. Man did this hit me like a train even as an experienced smoker, I can't even recall how the night went but I was so messed up. This strain delivers a heavy head high with a mild body high to create a fun evening wherever you bring it. Don't plan on getting anything meaningful done but instead plan on going on a meaningless adventure with your friends that you can laugh about and piece together the next day as you try and recall all the small details you were too high to remember. Certainly A night for the books. 10/10 I recommend this to every experienced or moderately experienced smoker, keep this away from any new toker with low tolerance since it can be overwhelming
2-3 puffs gets me high, 4 or more will get me super high, and then I'll have to take a nap (yes, this stuff has actually couch-locked me and knocked my happy butt out). Not for beginners!!
I’ve not gotten the munchies in almost 9 months and I smoked a little bit of this and I ate the whole pantry. Not figuratively but literally. I was three cones deep before I realized the food wasn’t there anymore and I even took the trash out not even realizing it was empty this morning. 10/10 would do again… not soon but again.
February 6, 2019
One of my favourite strains in the world. Chose this strain to make some cannabutter with. Makes me feel worry-free, super happy and uplifted, very social and talkative, and very giggly.
Always wanted to try this, so when I saw this on the menu at the dispensary, I had to buy it. Holy sh*t, depression who? Anxiety who? Never heard of em. One of my new fav strains. Highly recommend
A Sativa, Alaskan Thunder Fuck scores well for me. I am not at all a fan of Sativa however I was talked in to trying it. I am shocked at how good this strain is. Nice taste, and a wonderful wave of relief on exhaling a hit. I am very happy with my purchase and recommend it to Indica and Hybrid fans like myself... Man a Sativa I can not wait to smoke....
Best functional strain ever!
Feels like a cup of coffee without the jitters or shits
Right now, 7AM, and I'm dabbing ATF distillate.
But in 2002 I was in Anchorage, Alaska, parked overlooking the Knik Arm of Cook Inlet, watching a bud's trichomes sparkle in the moonlight. There and then it was called Matanuska Thunderfuck. The Matanuska Valley (and river) are adjacent to the city of Anchorage, I lived in Juneau, worked for the government and was in town on business. I was stuck there overnight due to fog (over-flighted), and went looking for smoke, which took about all of 5 minutes. It's Alaska. So the bartender that turned me on to it took me out to smoke, and we were sitting there in her car at the overlook, smoking & whatever.
I'll never forget that night; the overlook, the woman I was with, the uplifted feeling of the MTF, the sparkle in the moonlight, and the feeling that everything was going to be alright.