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This tastes just as lemon Pine Sol smells, has somewhat of a grape undertone, and smacks like a freight train at 3am when you cannot sleep.

Tastes like a nutty French Vanilla coffee, but calms me down really well. I don't exactly get the euphoria off it, which is fine, really, considering I use this most at night when physical conditions make it hard to sleep.

After my first few puffs I burst into a fit of spontaneous laughter, as if I was possessed by the Mad Hatter. It then drifted off into the background noise made by my PlayStation 2's BIOS, which you access by booting up without a disc (for those who don't know, it's definitely worth looking up). My mind is at the beach. I'm going to bed soon, I can feel it.

Woo!! I feel like I hit the Strawberry Cough alternative lotto!! Just like Strawberry Cough, big rips off this leaves one with an ever-expanding sensation in their chest, so PLEASE take smaller rips than usual and don't rip from a bong unless you like a side of coughing. Also like Strawberry Cough, I find myself coming back for more just because of flavor alone. This one is worthy of the Volcano treatment... to roll this into a blunt and subject it to raw fire should be a felony.

This strain is a slow and insidious couchlocker... within 20 minutes of the first exhale, expect to start yawning. Approximately 45 minutes to an hour will pass as the frequency of your yawning increases, and you eyes start to dry out/ otherwise turn a nice shade of red and/or pink, depending on your tolerance. Within an hour and a half, you'll be drawn to the most comfortable piece of furniture you can find in the near vicinity... even the ground you stand on becomes an option. By 2 and a half hours, you're snoring. This would be a viable replacement if you cannot get Northern Lights or 9 Lb. Hammer.

Tastes like a gassy Grape Gobstopper, something Willy Wonka would've put off to the side for his own, and a few select guests, enjoyment. Moderate euphoria immediately sets in after the exhale, and a few minutes later, a tingly sensation akin to sticking a car key in one side of a power socket will wash over you. Do yourself a solid and avoid the conditions you sleep in while using this strain, especially if you use it in high doses, as there are times I've caught myself starting to nod off.

4.5/5, a mild euphoria mixed with a moderate body high that puts anxiety and IBS to sleep. This is one that you don't want more than 8 puffs at any given time, especially if you are using it during the day, as it can cause a headache (as well as knock you out). A solid substitute if you like strains like Oreoz.

I got 5 grams of this in concentrate from a buddy, and let's just say that your mood will immediately be tied to your environment. The high will definitely consume whatever pain/fatigue you have, but consume too much and the Great White Shark lineage comes out to bite you!! Definitely NOT for the novice or THC-intolerant.

A very potent, gassy high that'll creep up on you and leave you mellow. I also have a bot of a sweet strawberry aftertaste, almost as if I've eaten a THC-infused Strawberry lollipop.

This is another strain to have on deck if migraines are debilitating for you. That said, this hybrid has the opposite effects for me versus what everyone else reports... this is a hybrid that strangely slows me down, like to the point that I couchlock and fall asleep. In fact, I can no longer move my legs, and my eyes are getting too heavy to keep open... and I only toked 2 minutes ago...