Chronic Guru

I love the Teams Focus on educating and informing the consumer on the industry. Overall Great Experience with Pat and his team.

Very knowledgeable and a great environment!

Very edicated people and caring about each person's issues.

amazing service great and friendly staff

Great vibes super educational recommend to first time CBD users or anyone interested in a new way of life

Come stop in and say hello! I've tried the mango and the Hawaiian and they are amazing!!

Great information and great on taking care of our needs.

Love this place

I have residual effects from a stroke 10 yrs ago and finally found a way to get a medical-grade THC product mailed right to my door. I live in Alabama and the postman brings it right to the door if I pay express shipping(ordered Mon. am received it hand-delivered Wed. 4:30 pm.) Regular shipping takes 4 days and if the order is over $100 US, shipping is free and takes 4 days I have tried 8 different strains and each did just as advertised. I am a former crack addict and refuse to let my Doctor prescribe opioids for my condition. I spent 45 years as a Chef and movement in my legs and hips is a struggle without this product.

I got tired of trying to buy from a shady seller in a prohibition state. I ordered some hemp and lemonade infused product from these dudes and all I can say is WOW! I did not expect such a punch from legal hemp. I powered through the first bowl thinking it would be weak. It is far from weak, so be careful. The lemonade I expected the same thing. It knocked me straight on my you know what. One 16 ounce bottle knocked me out for a whole week of good nights sleep. Don't drink too much the cottonmouth is a real killer. I haven't tried their edibles yet but I will. Cannabis drinks kick in way faster than edibles for me that's why I tried that first. Anyways, if you have doubts, don't. It's not a scam.

Very disappointed with the quality of the product. Absolutely not as advertised. The Black Cherry Soda was advertised as a new product but was a months if not years old STALE crumbly product that did not meet the quality control standards that were advertised. As a matter of fact IT WAS FEATURED AS A NEW PRODUCT. They talked about their strict lab quality standards which was a blatant lie. This was my first and last visit.

I shopped online and they delivered anywhere in USA fast my next order gonna be here tmmw. Easy and discreet payment and shipping. Love them and put a lot of ppl on them. I have not been in person but I hear it’s lit!!

You’d be playing yourself if you didn’t come here 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

great place

Great people to deal with, very knowledgeable.

Great product and customer service. Cookies were a great bang for your buck 250mg for $10.

This place is awesome!.. the staff is great very informative.. I will be back xo

Super dope spot. Really great products. Super affordable prices.

Product is excellent and delivery is vary fast I will continue to buy my product through them.

Take a tour of their farm. Super dope people and products. You won't be disappointed.

A pretend dispensary company selling low THC products. Not an actual dispensary but they market as one.

This is FAKE WEED. This is THCA and will not get you high. It's a scam and will cause you to detox. Chronic guru also will harass you for years for calling them out in this

Ok so here is heres is my opinion on this place with an identity crisis. They offer Recreational weed that you can get at smoke shop also downtown Orlando for three times cheaper. They serve booze like Guinness or spirits but alcohol free. They call themselves a dispensary when it's actually a mix between a smoke shop/bar. You don't hangout at a dispensary in fl!!! The owner from what I was told has never owned a place like this before or a bar which makes sense because even some of the small decisions are baffling like when they first opened and served coffee and a cup double the size but only put half full. Or the fact that they didn't test out the acoustics in there which are horrendous before they opened. Plus with the fact that the only one downtown they make you know it and as they say with no competition there's no innovation. They are constantly out of products having a lot of stuff on the original menu nonexistent. Don't get me wrong it's a nice venue with board games and chess and whatnot and live entertainment but because of its location it's usually just people in and out or curious people. I've been downtown for 20 years as part of the culture and I've seen places like this come and go not a dispensary but bars and clubs where they are successful right off the bat but not ready for the long term. Plus the owner doesn't know how to treat it's regulars. Instead of having an employee outside greeting people and trying to get them to come in he'd rather have them inside so nobody knows the place is even there. It's a shame too because when I first started going there it was nice but it seems like the air is coming out slowly. Most of the staff is great 95% of them exception of maybe one. If you have a med card then don't bother unless you want the aesthetic of doing it in public like with concentrates. Already seems like he's on an ivory Tower it just barks orders. Having wanting done customers is great but you need to have long-term customers too that have faith in you. That were literally giving you free promotion!!! To be honest the owner can't tell the difference between a homeless person and a regular I'm not lying when I say that. Now I haven't been to the other one they have but I'm sure it's nice cuz I've heard that. I'm pretty sure the owner will write this off thinking it's Petty or what do I know. Granted I ran my family business for a few years as a teen, working service industry for several decades and a big part of the nighttime scene in Orlando for 20 years. Plus I worked at both theme parks for a ton of time and was in the military. Also I over tip and I spend a lot of money there

Good evening from New England My state went fully legal last February and the prices are thru the roof and the selection at my local Dispo is garbage. I tried one of your competitors (JK) and was disgustingly disappointed, and took a chance on CG after getting something in my email and I'm so happy that I did. I got an 8th of Truffle Burger and was blown away not just by the potency but by the 5 star look and smell of the buds; which were dense multicolored and fluffed up nicely.I will def be placing more orders with CG bc the selection just buries what we have around my neck of the woods. Additionally the strength of the edibles are 5-6 x stronger than what's available to me bc I need a good 200-400 mgs of ANY edible to get my goa. TRY CG AND YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED