Wonka Bars reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Wonka Bars.
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Super energizing in the best way! I usually tend to stay away from sativas/sativa-leaners, but this doesn’t make me too anxious and everything is funny! Mellow yet uppity at the same time.
Slow in building. Played outside with my dogs and was in the moment. Decided to meet up with friends. It's not a great high for being highly functional, no pun intended. Body buzzed well. Comfortable being social but not overly outgoing. Seems more on the Indica side to me. But I still really dig it. Slight reality shifts as well.
One of my all time favorites. Nutty, silky smooth, with a chocolate under palette. Keeps me alert and focused but wraps that anxiety in a rear naked choke! Good balance of hype and chill for me. I can sink into a couch or double-dutch in the alleyway. I’m in control and I’m not nervous about it.
I always get sativas hoping they'll help me clean my house haha, I got this in shake form and had half a bowl in the morning. I felt a bit buzzy, definitely creative and focused.. uplifted perhaps.. but definitely not energetic. It didn't take long for this to pull me into relaxation, wanting to just color in a coloring book or do some kinda craft.. but not motivating enough to get my stuff done. I'd say it feels like 70/30 sativa leaning for the first hour and a half after smoking, then 60/40 indica leaning for the rest of the time. I personally gave it 3 stars because it does not feel sativa to me. However it's still a decent smoke, if you have some crafting to do or if you're going to like a wine and painting night with some friends lol.. it did make me happier socializing..
This was packaged as an indica, but it seems most people experienced more energized experiences. I had some pretty mellow late night times but perhaps I was using it incorrectly as it didn't blow me away. Made me sleepy even.
April 29, 2020
This is straight fire do not sleep on it. If you get the real stuff from a legit place that has that the facility to grow this at the highest quality then sit down and be ready for one of the best flower highs possible. Well grown the buds are big dense and beautiful with a deep piney smell, it’s very intense and almost has a taste I suggest smoking it through a water bong for the best flavor. It’s sativa dominate which I typically prefer 50/50 or slightly indica dominate flowers because I always have a sativa dominate in my dab pen that I keep on me. However this is not the usual sativa dominate this gives you a creative happy feeling but not to much and at any point you can sit down and couch lock if you want to.
I can’t wait to see this one local again. Wonka Bars is my top flower pick for 2022. It gave a warm & wonderful euphoric body high. It allowed my brain and body to breathe through the stress and move through the nightmare. It lifted me out of the agonizing disconnect of chronic depression & isolation and gently guided me back to the moment. Til we meet again, Wonka Bars…according to the package it was 30% THC.
really enjoy this one. great flavor even in shatter form. the effects can get me up in a bit motivated and in a half hr I'm nice and relaxed w a chill mind and body. Great for this sativa dominant one. will grab again when available. 👍