White Urkle reviews

A cannabis connoisseurs dream. The beauty of this lady sets her apart from other strains. she has beauty, power, charm, bag appeal, and too top it off, she smells incredible! Don't call her a bitch, cause she hits hard, and she won't hesitate too sit you down if you don't respect her power. She is of high standards and quality. She comes from an excellent family, Her parents are top shelf and both can hold their own in any glass, paper or vape situation. She is loud but not obnoxious or unlady like, she can hold her own in a room filled with award winners and cup holders. She always becomes the center of attention when She is revealed, and most importantly, She will never let you down. She leaves you feeling amazing, satisfied, spent, and totally relaxed. In closing, She makes you exhale, because holding Her to long will cause euphoric dizziness and extreme coughing spells. She is Purple Erkel. All hail to the Queen!

To reward myself for going to the gym and taking a killer hard Spin class I went to the dispensary across the street from the gym and picked up 3 new to me strains, just one gram each. First I worked out my lungs, and later I charred them with White Urkle. White Urkel is an indica dominant hybrid and the parents are Purple Urkle and The White. It smells wonderful! Wafts of sweet earth pungently assuage your nostrils and you inhale something akin to winter morning forest dew. On the exhale it tastes like freshly chopped wood. All of the sudden I really want to go camping. Mine tested at 23.73% THC and .89% CBD. It's quite strong and will make you cough, and the high is nice and strong too, like I'm running into the arms of Paul Bunyan. Full marks for this strain! It's strong, I'm getting high quickly, smells and tastes like a forest, and I do feel it's a perfect hybrid. I'm quite relaxed but not at all couch locked and am having a cerebral experience too.

This is my new Yoga weed. I was able to focus on my body and not get distracted. This made me relaxed and I wanted to 'check in' not 'check out' The smoke is smooth and complex. Enjoyable all around.

So fucking relaxed right now after smoking a half joint of White Urkle. My son is watching Minions and yelling at the TV pretending to be their leader. He’s also got his diaper half off with half of his ass hanging out. Normally this would bug the shit out of me because I know my night is gonna end up with me cleaning pee and/or poop off of the carpet. But I’m so relaxed right now that I just don’t give a shit because I’m so fucking relaxed from this pot that I’m gonna be stuck on the couch for at least an hour, so his Dad can clean up the pee and/or poop!

The smell are looks of it alone gave me a boner

Amazing relaxed feeling, everything just calms down but you also have energy enough to do stuff. A great muscle relax without the couch lock.

This shit hitting too hard

Man this strain hit me like an edible. Full effect takes a little while but it's total rubber spine euphoria. Buds are small and super dense with great aroma. Probably won't make it to the grocery store after a few bong rips.