Wedding Cake reviews

Wow. WOW. Whooooooaaaaa. Oh fuck dude, I smoked way too much of this. I got a live resin cart and I wasn't expecting much. So when I only got a little vapor I hit it again, and again, and then a few more times just to be sure. The last hit was waaaaay bigger than I anticipated. The exhale took up the whole room. Twenty minutes later I was sitting in front of my bedroom window giggling like crazy because I understood what it felt like to be the birch tree outside my window. I felt like the healed 16yr old version of me before all the f**** up trauma that happened to me showed up. I hadn't felt this way in over ten years. My mind felt young again, unhindered by constant static and nails on chalkboards. Wow. I was seeing into fractalized components of my life and things started making sense. I put on some music and got under my bed sheets and I began to cry and let go of things that I've been needing to for my whole life. I began forgiving people. Forgiving myself. Loving myself. Even got up and smudged with some sage and did some spontaneous self love affirmations and hugged myself. I realized how much tension I was holding in my body that this strain took away. I realized I deserve so much more than I have been allowing myself. This beautiful medicine saw I was in a bad place and she picked me up and rocked me until I felt better. Reminded me of who I am. Took care of me. Stroked my hair and put a warm blanket on me. I would like to have this strain around all the time. In all my years of medicating I have never found a strain that made me feel this way before. It is like being hugged by fluffy white wings. I feel like I am gonna go to sleep on a cloud tonight. Wedding Cake cart by Jaunty-- I've hit a lot of carts and now the others seem like trash in comparison hahahahaha. This is the best one. I would like to have these around for the rest of my life if I can

Jungle Boyz puts a good spin on GSC, very frosty and super potent. Good taste, best in the evening for pain and muscle relaxer. I used it during the daytime with Strawberry Lemonade and it pairs excellent. Highly recommend splitting and eighth of each strain.

My budtender recommended wedding cake when my father died to get through the stress of the wake/funeral. Did not disappoint. I was relaxed and calm but not so stoned that I couldn’t function. Good stuff. Next hit is for you, pops.

I don’t know if it’s named Wedding Cake because it’s tasty or because it makes you so horny your going to be like on your wedding night. I didn’t read any of the reviews to put preconceived notions in my head prior to really noticing the effects of this strain. And of the hundreds of strains I’ve smoked, this is honestly the only one that has had this particular effect on me. Got to be Mother Nature’s private Viagra...it’s a beast in the bedroom folks.

makes you do the chores even when you really don’t want to. keeps you married because the house is clean and the sex is fantastic. you’re hella mellow and able to talk to your partner in a civil manner about silly and serious topics. sounds like a strain that should be in ceremonies!

Excellent strain. It’s an absolute hybrid but it doesn’t feel like at first. First came a massive Sativa-like rush almost to the point of too much. Then the stain takes a wonderful nosedive into Indica land. Very much a creeper, mild munchies, and settles into pleasant relaxation. Special

I just picked up an eighth of this and I’m impressed. The testing has it at 27.3% THC. Took a big hit off the bong and had to sit down. Hits you as soon as you exhale. Very nice flavor, earthy berries much like others have said, it has a great head high with a nice stone too. Good for pain but I would not do anything that requires focus. Enjoy!

I have a higher tolerance so I really enjoy this strain. Very potent and leans more towards an indica. Very relaxing feel but can still easily get around cooking/cleaning etc. if you needed. I like to enjoy a good book with a nice tank full of wedding cake shatter oil but auto dabber right by my side.