GG1 reviews

It's dope man. Got me high af right away. I kept way functional and pretty even. No paranoia which is edodrian. Enjoy.

Just smoked this about 45 mins ago and this is amazing, music sounds lovely, and literally when laying down while eating you can hear your taste and if sounds magical, at first you get a hint of pine tasting it and as you keep going I smoke raw joints so it burns longer when smoking it and when getting down to the last few puffs you can feel the fiery smoking going back it's like a in the zone feeling. Over all I feel very energetic def recommend for get active like a party with some friends or even one person

If it's grown and handled correctly this strain is a perfect pain and sleep med. Beautiful traditional skunk scent, sweet. Taste is the same. Watch out, don't recommend for day work use as you would probably be wondering around aimlessly and accomplishing nothing. Save this one for night time sleep and pain use. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Now, I'm not too sure about all these "Glue" strains that're cropping up all the sudden -- especially ones with names involving animals. The only animal that should be associated with glue is the horse. Horses are walking glue. Black Beauty, Flicka, Trigger and Silver were all walking glue factories, but you don't see a strain named 'Horse Glue', do you? No. No, you don't. Because the image conjured by the name Horse Glue isn't one of lazing by the river with some Devin Townsend cranking on the ol' car stereo. Nope, you picture someone who masturbates large farm animals for a living. True fact: these people have their own professional association; you've never seen some many limber wrists in your life! I wanted to shake hands with one of them just to see what their grip was like, but then I remembered what they do for a living and I wasn't quite sure whether they used gloves or not, so I just kinda did the fist-bump thing instead. I'm sure it confused a few of them, but fuck 'em -- they jerk-off horses for a living. So, Horse Glue? No. Gorilla Glue? Yes. I've heard you can't get its namesake to unstick to anything, and this strain stuck to my brain like one of those dried boogers that were always lurking under the desk in high school. I guess they call it Gorilla Glue for the effect it has on your ass once it hits the couch. You'd better hope there's something good on Vice because you're gonna be sitting there a GOOD long time. Heck, you might sit there so long you think that another hit is a good idea. If you do this, remember St. Jude is the patron saint of lost causes, because if you hear Taco Bell calling your name from across town, un-velcroing your butt from those cushions is truly a lost cause. Taco Bell can just keep right on calling, and you can sit there zoning out to Bong Appetite while your colon and rectum both thank you for not stuffing six bean burritos in your pie hole. That's what kinda weed Gorilla Glue is: she's a cruel mistress, but if you please her just right, she'll give you a gift certificate for a free hand-job from the fine folks over at The Loyal Order of Cattle Masturbators and Dope Growers: "Smoke Some Dank While You're Getting A Wank!"

takes you from giggle land to the asscrack of hell and back. don't smoke if you plan on leaving the house. travels down your nerves and can feel skeleton. you literally get gorilla glues to wherever you laying or standing or sittin' honey. love you guys. stay classy.

Trying it for the first time (on New Year's Day, specifically). This strain is awesome. Apart from the slight dizziness (you hardly feel it; if anything it's a "literal cloud 9"), I felt tingly all over (particularly in my crotch, which was arousing), I felt my body just relaaaaaaaax (which is something that I needed to do). I have never felt so relaxed, a chill outlook on life, yet energetic & ready for action. I will definitely be smoking this from now on.

GG is pretty good. Strong earthy taste after spark mellows out. I dont recommend, if a post work email is in your near future. Glue.

GREAT FRIGGIN STRAIN. The mellowest high. Great couch lock. This is elite! Anxiety be gone and instant muscle pain relief. Doesn't bring on cotton mouth. Smells like sweet heaven!