Purple Monkey Balls

I'm no creative essay major, journalist, or newspaper columnist, but this shieeeet makes me want to write a short story about how wonderful it is. If you have plans, due dates, meetings, etc. I do not suggest you smoke this within like... 3 hours before(unless you can sleepwalk). Relaxing and somewhat euphoric. Love love love. Likex400 on the likeness scale. Like it, Love it, Gotta MUHTHAFUCKN HAVE IT BEAT THAT, COLD STONE.

"This bud is Purple as F**k!, like my nuts!, are those loaded?" -Harambe last words Method of consumption: Volcano Vaporizer Pros: Fast acting indica that hits the body for pain and relaxation. Some mild euphoria/head effects that are uplifing. Cons: Dry mouth & very dry eyes so have eye drops handy. Overall/Other: Smooth draw and exhale. Had a little different taste that was more sweet/earthy with berry notes. Very dark purple flower. Can make you tired. Some couch lock, no muchies. I would recommend this strain if you need relaxation or pain relief. A good nightime strain or for relaxing around the house.

I have been growing and tasting the elite qualities of this plants pure uplifting nature for years. I LOVE IT. We hope to keep it for many years to come. I love it's Indica qualities that are good anytime of the day because of its balance with smooth sativa energies. Helps with lack of appetite, stress, mood swings, despression, uplifting, helps the flow of creativity and ease pain in joints and muscles. So not to mention its amazing taste profile, when you grow this bud and cure it just right, its simply unmatched in flavor. This is the best purple I have ever had.