Professor Chaos reviews

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Professor Chaos strain effects

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Professor Chaos strain helps with

  • 37% of people say it helps with Pain
  • 27% of people say it helps with Stress
  • 24% of people say it helps with Depression

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September 17, 2016
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Let's start with the smell. Oh, sweet smelly smell. A sweet earthy smell with a very small touch of pine. The flavor matches as well, a nice earthy tone, very woody and very light spice to it. The high is phenomenal, very clear headed and VERY energetic minus the pounding anxiety. Great if you need to get work DONE. But don't over do it, honestly, or you will know exactly what ADHD feels like, and I'm not remotely close to joking. This is a great "going on a hike" strain, it uplifts you and gives you a great energetic high and a little happy. But make sure you keep topping off, as the crash is a really serious crash, tired, very, very tired, which is no good if you're on a hike. Couple this strain with some Golden pineapple and you will go from energetic, to nice calm stone, and end your night with a few hits from cannatonic...I feel these three are the trifecta of cannabis consumption on a camping day. The high lasts a pretty decent while, I'll admit, I'm a natural low tolerance user, and I'm proud of that, 2-3 hits and I'm in the clouds with this stuff. Do NOT use it for sleep. LOL, just don't. What it's NOT good for: Studying/focusing on school work. Paying any serious attention. I'll tell you why. Some strains like harlequin, are PERFECT for studying, it wakes you up, makes you focus, but is mellow. This strain goes from 0-100 fast and stays at 100 until the drop off, where it quickly goes back to 0. If you have ADHD(like I do), stay AWAY from this if you're using it for school work. Stick with mild "In the pines"/"canna tonic"/harlequin type strains. Only time it's okay for an ADHD user to consume this strain is if you need the energy to battle the depression that sometimes sets in with ADHD, and it will help get you outside, as you will not really want to be inside while high on this. DO USE THIS FOR: shopping(bring a list, you tend to be forgetful on this), hiking, boating, any outdoor activity(minus rock climbing, that's just stupid). Doing laundry, cleaning the house, walking your dog. I gave it 4 stars due to the severe crash that I got after a very good body/mind high. 60/40 mix this with canna tonic if you want results similar to the ever elusive Harlequin.
April 14, 2018
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Loo loo loo I've got some apples, loo loo loo you've got some too! After trying so many strains I feel like I've found "the one". That strain that heals you, makes you happy, and has amazing pain killing properties. Form: Shatter Brand: Canamo concentrates Cross: Jack the Ripper x Mad Scientist This strain helps my scoliosis pain as well as pain from herniated & degenerating discs. It also puts you in an amazing mood, the effects lasts a few hours. I'd smoke this strain the rest of my life and be happy about it.
June 27, 2017
This gave me an unbelievable amount of energy, a very clear headed high, and a mellow, relaxed mood. At first it made me feel very mellow and relaxed, almost sleepy. After about 15 minutes, once the full effects had kicked in, I was very energetic and focused, and my migraine was gone! A word of caution: don't take this before bed. I did I couldn't sleep, I was up all night, and finally got up at 6 am. Take this as if it's coffee! lol I love this strain, one of my new favorites. Now I'm looking for a clone of it. lol
February 26, 2017
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This is ONE of my TOP 5 STRAINS of ALL TIME. Hopefully this review will give you some personal perspective if that’s what you’re looking for🤔😏👌 What the kind Professor Chaos has helped me achieve has been nothing more than bliss. It's been a perfectly transition medication to who I am now BOTH physically, personally, and mentally! M/37/Med build MEDICAL: Motorcycle accident 2011=TBI, broken left ankle, left elbow, shattered knuckle, and torn/ripped/muscles and ligaments around my neck and shoulders, TBI (Traumatic Brain injury) and then diagnosed CURRENT: Funking LIVED LA freeway @80 MPH and surrounded by ADJECTIVES🖕. Let's just say I'm not a dumbass and had more than just a helmet on. Ducati STILL in 3 pieces though RIP 🙈. PAST: Creator and Producer of a television travel guide to adventure sports around the world. Spent the 2000’s Filming, Teaching, Producing The series throughout South East Asia MEDS: Professor Chaos is a RARE find and just that perfect strain to have on my drive/trek/slog back home 🏡 before I get to the house. Pain, depression, insomnia are all my top 3 medical needs. Pain and depression should be obvious, But the insomnia is the one that catches people by surprise considering Jack Herer are 1 of 2 of its major genetic parents. As the The420mon elaborated on in a previous review was that comedown was hard and not to use it for studying which I agree with him on 100%. But I myself have ADHD and I find this flower to be the perfect compliment to making dinner, cleaning up, and then off to veg out in front of TV before rolling off into bed…… Hopefully EFFECT: Couldn’t be better. Puts me in a great happy mood to typicaly finish out the day on a happy note for myself and those around me. So long story short, I buy this whenever and wherever I can find it as it can be very hard to find. P.S: The420mon if you want to clean the house, I suggest green crack :-) P.S.S: Super Jack = Best daytime functional strain with the best focus and no BrainHaze
April 6, 2015
Love this strain. sparkles more than the ring I got my wife. great hybrid. puts you down but brings you right back up and awake. The smell is the most noticable part and it carries right into the taste. A must try.
February 28, 2016
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This turned out to be a great find. ..this is the last of the night so not quite with it right now so will right better review soon. .but this is super good
June 24, 2021
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Taste: grapes and almost minty High: Primarily a relaxing body high with a clear mind. Heavy but not too bad.
April 25, 2018
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Makes me a little zoned out. Similar to Green Crack in body high and creativity but concentration is lacking.

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