Pink Runtz reviews

First time trying Pink Runtz by Runtz. Picked it up at the Gage/Cookies dispensary in Ferndale, it's authentic. It was a nice smoke after breakfast. Pleasant, euphoric head high, flowed to relaxed body buzz, but not couch-locked. This is top-shelf flower. If you come across authentic Pink Runtz, pick some up. You won't be disappointed.

I am a heavy smoker riddled with panic and anxiety. I generally just buy whatever they have but last night I did a little reading first and went with pink runtz. It tastes like fruit loops in milk. Are you kidding me? I just sat through a king because I didn’t want to stop tasting it. So now, like 45 minutes later I have some comments; I would very much like to melt further into my chair, my joints feel loose and not nearly as arthritic as usual. I could either have a conversation or zone out watching tv but I don’t feel like raiding the fridge. Nice and level, no surprises here other than how good I feel.

ANXIETY WARNING: it’s so energizing. it set off my anxiety like nothing else ever has and i couldn’t stop shaking or sit still. i had to get up every couple minutes from the energy. i only rated 5 star so it’ll appear closer to the top but yeah.

Your lady will love it, this sh*t is like smoking viagra

only thing im going to say about this strain is: ive never been so happy and smiling while unclogging a toilet. my 13 yr old kid clogged the toilet. here i am smiling, happy as a lark while I plunge this toilet with a rubber plunger. probably in my top 5 all time favorites

This is a really sweet and smooth smoke. Has a little bit of a fruity berry flavor, and most certainly some skunk. It's certainly reminiscent to the original runts. Which makes sense because this is just a different phenotype of the same strain. The smell isn't really that fruity. It's more skunky and earthy. But the fruitiness does come out on the exhale. Be careful. Because the strain will smell up your room when you open the jar. It really does have a nice nose on it. The buds are really sticky and dents as well. I won't comment on how the buds look because I don't know. I am a blind guy. But I can certainly say that the smoke on this is really smooth. I didn't cough at all. Also. I don't feel couch locked. I just smoked a bong and a joint and still feel like I wanna socialize a little bit. I just feel calm and relaxed. So it's not the heaviest smoke. But I definitely feel stoned. It really has a nice buzz. I'm trying to think of something negative to say because I feel like I've just been saying how good the strain is. But I can't really think of anything. I just enjoy this particular strain.

So far I’ve had white runtz , black runtz, biscotti runtz, king runtz, og runtz, cherry runtz, and an airheadz cross. But I’ll say pink is tied with cherry and white runtz for my fav. The smell is basically funky berries The taste is sour meets berry The exhale is smoother than most strains , and the high is relaxed and tingly. I’ve been snacking on subs and giggling like someone’s tickling me lol . Ironically the review about the 2 people eating chips and laughing is what made me wanna try it. And yes you’ll be talking to your forehead , it may even talk back to you.

Fantastic bud, this is a creeper for sure but when it hits, you’ll be in a another dimension. Be careful and take it slow with this potent strain.