Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Love the taste, the smell, the high! seriously if you haven't tried this strain yet, you need to!
June 12, 2015
wow soooooooo good! I wouldn't even say it was a "heavy hitter" very smooth and laid back, but energized high
Method: Hot Box Vaporizer
3 mm grinder.
Medium pack, 3 medium pulls.
A pleasant bouquet. Not intoxicating. Slightly rosy in smell. Pineapple Express would make a killer potpourri, and then you could smoke it too.
I will say that P Express doesn't hit as fully on the vaporizer as much as other buds, like Sour D or Kandy Kush, nor is it as tacky to the fingers. Its not a crystal blown out bud(at least this batch). So what would normally be 3 good pulls for any other weed, was only 3 medium pulls for P. Express. So a little disappointing on that front.
The high of P. Express is light when compared to the likes of Sour D(my go to bud), but its not a disappointing high. Its nice. Its floaty. And I find it really matters if your tired or not. This is not the weed for energy. If your tired, your gonna stay tired, but be pleasantly stoned. So movies, books, naps, laying in the sun, walks in central park, projects at home, chill'n... but for me, its not really a "pick me up bud". But if your rested. Then this bud is a lot more adventurous.
My mind stays pretty clear on P. Express, and it makes any semi-arduous tasks noticeably more bearable. So if you gotta crank out that report, you might as well crank out that P. Express, ya dig!
For this seasoned user, its a solid hour high, but its fads around 45 minutes...
Gonna do a 2nd round for this one:
Same Method. Except slightly larger pack.
So... bigger pack this time, but sadly, no gorgeous plum of vapor still. Could be do to low moisture content of the bud, maybe hydrate a bit, then open her up?
Once again. Not a mind blowing high. Not even on the second go round. The high hovers in front of you, but never really breaches over like I'm wishing for. I think this would be a good bud to drink on... wine perhaps.
I feel that this is not the bud one would want for anxiety or depression... its a little heady for my tastes, and may in fact exacerbate ones mood, be it pleasant or be it foul.
I mean, don't hear me wrong. I'm stoned. But this bud is just not strong enough to over power mood. Especially if one is a seasoned user. P. Express is OK, but never my first choice. I tend to fall back on it, in the event that other, more favorable bud isn't present. Enjoy.
OccamsPhazer-
Energetic and focused. Good for chores and cleaning
May 16, 2023
The reviews are pretty spot on. Its helpful when I wanna smoke and have a cup of coffee to clean. Its definitely a favorite of mine.
I don't know if it helps with anything but every time I smoke, my intention is to game high af. & it definitely let me game... but after about 20 minutes or less probably, I always got so hungry. I know munchies is a thing but there are plenty of strains that I've tried that did not make me as ravenous as I was after I smoke PE. It made me a lot more talkative than usual for sure. It's a good strain, I just don't know if I want to keep gaining weight because of it. I definitely feel like I've gained 20 lbs, 1lb for every minute I was high.
Great fallback option for me. Not my go-to but reliable and consistent. Heady high that keeps me mobile. Relaxed and alert.
I have PTSD and after smoking an entire bowl, usually only need to tokes of my other strain, I was able to attend and volunteer at my daughters elementary school track and field. This high was pleasant and not overly psychotropic.