Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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this is by far my favorite strain. kahlifa kush is second. great energetic and giggly creative high. completely covered in crystals like fur. excellent strain.
This strain overall gives off a great vibe and a great high. I smoked about a gram of this strain out of a pipe and a bong. This strain had me going. At first when it hit me i kept smoking and ended up not wanting to move for a solid 40 minutes just laying. It made my eyelids very very heavy but gave a great time and a talkative time its more of a productive strain that at first wears you out but then allows you to do work with eaze. Overall a great strain would reccomend to anyone trying to have a good time
Fantastic strain! I switch between this and Harlequin to help me with my BPD. Pineapple Express makes me more aware of the present moment, very happy, euphoric, wondrous, and introspective. I feel very positive after smoking this strain, which is what I love about it. If I smoke too much I can get a little bit anxious, but I know what the perfect dose is for me to avoid that. I also really enjoy the citrus taste to it. 🍍 It's definitely one of my favorites!
Sativa isn't my thing, im an evening toker and I prefer indica. After smoking this sweet tropical bud the pain in my neck vanished instantly, I had a nice body high and a energetic head high, some strains give me anxiety and this will do it to you, great if you want to do something. Dont expect to sit still on the couch and watch Netflix for 5 hours..
July 1, 2016
tried some pineapple express butter great for a morning dab session to get your day off right sativa hybrid great energry
this is definitely on my list! just after two hit, I was all full of smiles and laughter. this strain is good for after a bad day or you just want to have a good time. :)
A go-to sativa for an enjoyable, uplifted experience. I like to smoke this in the evening and play video games or watch the strain's namesake movie. I sometimes have experienced flashbacks of fond childhood memories while using this strain.
Wow. All I can say is…….wow! This stuff is hot! I was a little worried that Pineapple Express wouldn’t live up to all the hype created by the movie, but it’s actually all I expected and more. But then again, as my regular readers will know, I’m a huge Sativa fan.
Pineapple Express is exactly the strain I’ve been looking for. It has a lovely, complex flavor and provides a full-on, straight-to-the-head Sativa blast, but will relax the shit out of your body too. It was also very smooth-smoking, not harsh at all, and didn’t make me cough too bad. I think this may be my new favorite strain!
Purchased From: Desert Cannabuds Delivery Service in Calexico, CA
Looks: The buds were a super pale shade of green with brighter green highlights, and they were some of the frostiest buds I’ve ever seen in my life. Tiny, pure white crystals filled up every nook and cranny of every bud and there was also nice array of long, dark brown hairs.
Taste/Smell: The taste and smell of Pineapple Express is absolutely amazing! As soon as I opened my medicine bottle and had a whiff, I was in love. I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but when I smell certain types of really good weed I have a tendency to blush and get tingles all over my body. Pineapple Express did this to me instantly. It's super fruity and slightly skunky, just like I like it!
I’m reminded of Seth Rogan’s reaction to smelling a bag of Pineapple Express in the movie ‘Pineapple Express‘:
“I want to live in here! I just want to shove it up my nose and have that smell all day!”
God’s vagina indeed.
Buzz: This is the best part. As I said before, Pineapple Express went straight to my head. This is the kind of weed that will lift you out of any funk instantly, providing inspiration and motivation. If you want to hang on the couch all day being lazy and play video games, go smoke some Kush. Pineapple Express will make you want to paint a picture or sing a song. It will make you want to take a hike in the woods or play your guitar. It’s very ‘uppy’ weed and the buzz lasts for hours.
In other words, this is some GOOD SHIT.
In case you missed it, here’s the clip from ‘Pineapple Express’ that I referenced above:
http://thechronic-le.blogspot.com/2011/05/medical-marijuana-strain-review_31.html