Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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January 8, 2016
I've only had three bong hits and I'm already nearly experiencing Astral protection minus the Fear Block, PLUS hardcore euphoria.
And the cherry on top: I had to laugh because the THC on this site says "up to 17%" which isn't chopped liver but the batch I snagged at my Weed Store is 27.
I don't know if I've EVER been this stoned. I think a walk on the beach is in order.
Peace out & one love :-)
My boyfriend and I could not stop laughing on this strain. We were so stoned and everything was just so funny. For the first 30 minutes though, I felt drunk, and got really dizzy. But then it went away. We were pretty happy on it. You should try it out if you haven't already.
Enjoyed the taste of the pineapple it smells like pineapple and smoke was light and smooth to the taste without choke in
January 17, 2016
STOP HYBRIDING PINEAPPLE'S AND DURBAN'S WITH JACK HERER STRAINS...I STILL CANT FIND OUT WHAT KINDA DISCONNECTED BRAIN WANT TO SMELL SOMTIN LIKE FUCKIN SOAP..
Not exactly sure why it's called Pineapple Express but did enjoy it. Also note it mixes well when smoked with ak-47
this is definitely on my list! just after two hit, I was all full of smiles and laughter. this strain is good for after a bad day or you just want to have a good time. :)
Wow. All I can say is…….wow! This stuff is hot! I was a little worried that Pineapple Express wouldn’t live up to all the hype created by the movie, but it’s actually all I expected and more. But then again, as my regular readers will know, I’m a huge Sativa fan.
Pineapple Express is exactly the strain I’ve been looking for. It has a lovely, complex flavor and provides a full-on, straight-to-the-head Sativa blast, but will relax the shit out of your body too. It was also very smooth-smoking, not harsh at all, and didn’t make me cough too bad. I think this may be my new favorite strain!
Purchased From: Desert Cannabuds Delivery Service in Calexico, CA
Looks: The buds were a super pale shade of green with brighter green highlights, and they were some of the frostiest buds I’ve ever seen in my life. Tiny, pure white crystals filled up every nook and cranny of every bud and there was also nice array of long, dark brown hairs.
Taste/Smell: The taste and smell of Pineapple Express is absolutely amazing! As soon as I opened my medicine bottle and had a whiff, I was in love. I don’t know if this happens to anyone else, but when I smell certain types of really good weed I have a tendency to blush and get tingles all over my body. Pineapple Express did this to me instantly. It's super fruity and slightly skunky, just like I like it!
I’m reminded of Seth Rogan’s reaction to smelling a bag of Pineapple Express in the movie ‘Pineapple Express‘:
“I want to live in here! I just want to shove it up my nose and have that smell all day!”
God’s vagina indeed.
Buzz: This is the best part. As I said before, Pineapple Express went straight to my head. This is the kind of weed that will lift you out of any funk instantly, providing inspiration and motivation. If you want to hang on the couch all day being lazy and play video games, go smoke some Kush. Pineapple Express will make you want to paint a picture or sing a song. It will make you want to take a hike in the woods or play your guitar. It’s very ‘uppy’ weed and the buzz lasts for hours.
In other words, this is some GOOD SHIT.
In case you missed it, here’s the clip from ‘Pineapple Express’ that I referenced above:
http://thechronic-le.blogspot.com/2011/05/medical-marijuana-strain-review_31.html
I noticed while Pineapple Express is a game-changer for daytime use. In flower form, the smell is incredible—like walking through a tropical fruit market. There’s a strong pineapple and mango scent with a hint of earthiness that just makes you want to dive in. When smoked, it’s still fruity but smoother, with a slightly herbal, peppery finish that lingers pleasantly. The effects are uplifting and energizing, perfect for when I need to shake off stress or a bad mood. It’s like a mental reset that doesn’t leave me couch-locked. Whether I’m tackling projects or just out and about, this strain keeps me productive, focused, and feeling good. Also, it works wonders for easing stress and giving me a positive boost without feeling foggy. Highly recommend for daytime relief.