Pineapple Express reviews

Ok so I'm not going to lie I use to say I loved this strain because of the movie and that was it, not until I started smoking real pineapple express did I really see how good it was. I first tried pineapple express through a cart actually, it was a TKO ting and yang special one that was very hard to find. Around me, it is hard to find real pineapple express but this one was for sure. This was the hardest hitting cart I had ever had at the time and was the only cart and or weed that could get me blacked out. I would almost instantly get high as fuck and just forget about anything i was doing. The second time I had it it was a dank vape, and I know that this was not a real pineapple express but just a cloan of it. it still hit very hard so that just goes to show how good even fake pineapple express is. Smoking pineapple express bud was insane I smoked about 3g of it and was so high that I forgot what I was doing and walked for 2 miles to go home only to remember that I left all my weed and lighters and bongs over at my smoking place. You need to be careful smoking this though because a lot of people smoke it going in thinking about the movie and the high that it showed to be in the movie Pineapple Express is not even close to the high you get. It does not give you super energy or give you some powers, and you will deffently not be able to go on some big ass mission. I was left laying looking dead in my room I was so high from it so be careful when you smoke this make sure you are in a place with food and a place that you can just pass out in.

Got a beautiful batch of this it was full of trichromes and was super lime green with orange hairs. Tasted sweet and like powdered donuts. The high at first would put me to sleep but after a while of smoking it like a week it had me able to function daily. Nice smoke more sativa dominant I would say.It made me want to clean my house and wash all my clothes and do my dishes lol.

Are we sure this strain is named after a train? cuz I'm pretty confident I just went airbound. I probably vaped a bit to much of this baby. Cuz it had me soaring all over my attick. Wishing for my seat to have armrest because i was afraid to KO off my chair. It wasnt all a struggle because come and go was this so strange but funny tingly feeling in the very top of my head! What other strain does that?! Earlier experience with it's parent Trainwreck had me feeling tingly limbs. Once this strain settled, the dizzyness went away and I had a good munchies while watching a movie.

Flawless! Pineapple Express just overtook Girl Scout Cookie as the king of high. Perfect balance of time slowing, libido growing, and groove flowing.

much mind, no body, long lasting, and little residual.

Crazy strain. Fruity and uplifting, this classic strain tastes as good as it smells

like this one

i’m allergic to real pineapple so this was heaven-sent for me!