Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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Interesting creeper sativa with a productive high and good taste, but may not satisfy those looking for heavy hitters or a full body high.
The buds are quite sativa in appearance; long, stretched, branched, and not super dense. Light green with long curly orange hairs is typical with a general spear shape to the flowers. The smell (to me) is deeper fruit than pineapple, more mango or kiwi-banana but noticeably tropical. The taste is a little sharper line pineapple but not pungent or heavy at all.
Trainwreck by itself tends to be a real instant head-hunter; while all the famous Hawaiian flowers tend to be those long lasting creeper 'happy' sativas. I assume the cross was meant to put some brakes on the Trainwreck (limit anxiety/paranoia) and extend the length and mood of the high with the Hawaiian. I'd say this was acheived nicely - it's like a fuzzier/kinder/slower Trainwreck with less crash and more 'uplift' than dizzy-ringing-banging sativa high provided by stuff like Sour Diesel (which I admittedly enjoy quite a bit). I definitely feel more productive/lucid with PX than SD or Trainwreck - though perhaps not as highly medicated; the tradeoff is the long lasting high that makes you want to get up and get moving on something. I admit to not being a huge fan of previous 'pure' Hawaiian strains that I've tried - but I think PX captures nicely why they are sought after at their best.
excellent weed love it I'm zooooted af. and munchies are a complete sweet to salty to tangy to spicy and back to sweet. I literally ate a fruit cup followed by goldfish old bay seasoned followed by dino nuggies with honey mustard followed by more dino nuggies in buffalo ranch and now as I'm writing this I'm eating Cap'n Crunch with birthday cake granola crumble mixed in with it. I'm definitely energized and more on the awake side but the couch lock from the indica side of the hybrid is definitely noticable especially in the bud I'm toking.
I got it in a flying horse 3g dispo and it slaps. I am wide awake and extremely happy and totally not stressed. Also it helps with my tinnitus but usually weed makes it worse. 10/10 recommend. It will also have you absolutely blazed.
It helped with my back pain while giving me a great mood boost, it’s definitely a mid day strain.
When I smoke this weed it makes me feel like I'm not high and really f****** high at the same time. Good for wake n bakes and daytime stoning.
Mitten Extracts: Distillate and 100% Live Resin
Terpenes from Specific Strain Profiles.
Immediate effects. Energetic with a heavy body high.
Definitely favorite strain, very intense euphoric feeling, tropic taste. Left me feeling like I’m on the beach high asf
This was my first time coming across the much talked and written about pineapple express, I will have to say the smell is truly a marvel very strong pineapple and pine with sweet lavender and earthy undertones. My overall take on this particular batch is a 3.5 out of 5 and reasons why is I've had better, taste wise a definate conversation, get together and put a couple up in the air type flower but the uplift is 40-50 min and come down is so so, not bad though, I had a "need to smoke something different to level the anxious energy feeling. That was just this batch and my chemistry this particular session..