Pineapple Express reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Pineapple Express.
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So maybe I inhaled it better this time , but holy shit! I snapped through my first few rips out of my new grace glass 18 arm perk and after 15 minutes I thought the couch was eating me! My body felt like it was melting with the couch!I saw my friends drift further and further away then we got hungry and they had to physically pull my dumbass off the couch because I was watching and re watching the trailer for The Bourne Identity (which is like 8-10 years old). Overall don't smoke this unless you have some time to kill because I was only capable of breathing and watching the trailer for a movie that had been out for a long time.
Nice mild high. Good every day weed in that you're fully functional. Just a great relaxed and happy feeling. Not particularly thought provoking if that's what you're going for.
I would give this higher the only problem is that it doesn't quiet last as long, but this balance of flavor and feeling is fantastic as if I am floating on air. Makes me more sensitive to touch, feel, taste, smell, and above all connect on a earthy level. The vibration from this is high and is great for those meditative states of mind. Easily concentrate as if your Sheldon from the "Big bang" show.
The sweetest Pineapple Express I've ever tasted. The smell of it is heavenly, like a tropical fruit salad. It makes all of the colors a little bit brighter and the world a little bit fuzzier around the edges.
November 6, 2016
Yep. This stuff works. Had a morning where depression was getting heavy again, more than meditation and exercise alone could help with. Shrugged, thought to myself, here's a good test case. Pineapple Express? You have one job. Can you do it? And yes it can. From despair to laughter.
"It's like smoking a unicorn."
I can not get over how unbelievable this strain is. In concentrate form it tastes like you're drinking a smoothie from booster juice. It has subtle body effects which kill pain without disabling you and there is zero burnout. The sativa effects are strong but not overwhelming, quite possibly the best sativa/indica mix for day time smoking. This is a great strain if you need to relax and feel good or kill pain throughout the day and I'd recommend everybody try it based on the taste alone.
I must say, first things first ! Pineapple flavor, smell, no way! Now listen though. She's one killer strain for sure. Euphoric and happy don't even come close to describing this strain...
Major head rush's that almost put ya to the floor. So be sitting when hitting...
Also, this strain is definitely NOT one to smoke before or during work. It'll be obvious to everyone you that your blowed away...
This bud I'm smoking was organically grown indoors and has a distinct skunky smell. With some finer fruity after aromas. They linger in the old nose. lol.
I have depression along with arthritic and the strain is a keeper for my ailments.
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I didn't think this strain would live up to the movie hype but it did. it's one of the longer lasting strains of course it tastes like pineapple.