Pineapple Express reviews

It should be noted that I consumed this plant-based material with my volcano vaporizer. I didn't use a shitty pipe when judging a strain so popular they made a movie about it. Don't believe the hype! In a lot of ways this strain is awful. Yes, a mediocre stoner movie was made about it and yes it does taste really good. If I rated this strain based on taste alone, it'd be 5/5. However that would disregard all of the shit you have to deal with to have that taste; personally, I'd sooner just eat real pineapple or find another strain. Even this strain's VAPOR is harsh. I tried to give it a chance a good 4 separate occasions before harshly reviewing it because like White Widow, it's one of those "untouchable" strains that everyone is supposed to like. On 4 separate occasions I loaded my volcano up and filled the bag up to different volumes thinking perhaps if it wasn't as much it would be more smooth. NOPE. Each time I coughed and coughed and coughed until I was hyperventilating and my heart was about 130 BPM presumably due to lack of oxygen. Smoke/Vapor is THICK and COARSE on the throat. It is also very dense, leading to an inability to "keep the hit down" if you know what I mean. Coughing fits that lasted 20 minutes from a fucking top of the line vaporizer? What's wrong here? Thankfully I never threw up, although came quite close. This also means it's horrible for people with nausea. You will cough until you puke. Period. Helped with pain significantly, however the trade off was 3 hour panic attacks that would not go away. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid. ... AVOID!!!

Many people I know as well as myself had closed-eye visuals with this strain; most were experienced smokers. Very giggly experience, not like Sour Diesel kind of funny, but like inspiration, an uplifting happiness.

This strain is fantastic. I was super stressed about a situation, and after smoking PE I was so chill about all of it. It doesn’t make you tired, it just makes you happy and giggly. I also suffer from pain and depression, and it really takes that all away. Highly recommend.

Makes me feel like a kid again. Strongly recommend for depression.

Heavy relaxation in your knees, core, shoulders and face. Euphoric waves, and deep emotion. Happy. This is a go-to strain for the classic parents-basement-with-your-friends high.

This strain motivated me to download the Leafly app just so I could leave a high (pun intended) review. A productive, social, introspective, giggly high that had me staying up till 2 a.m connecting with people and laughing about everything. Would only give it a 4.5 because the drymouth was damn near incurable, but otherwise it was the perfect high🍍✨

One of my absolute favorites and this is coming from a indica dominating smoker.

Great strain & funny movie! 😂 I had the best body buzz from head to toe, so relaxed & best of all takes your pain away!! 👍 Also tastes great in chocolate bar edibles 😎