Mountain Thunder reviews

im so god damn high rn yall like…. this is amazing, smoked two j’s and i cant feel my body

I acquired an 8th of this strain in Colorado. This was my first experience with anything from Colorado. I mainly get sativa strains that clock in around 17%-26% so i knew this was up my alley...or so i thought. I open the bottle and take a whiff, not much on the nose right off the bat. Loading the bowl of my pipe i notice that it is quite dry. Not a big deal as long as im stoned in the end right? Took the first hit and held it for a while. As i smoke all i can taste is just the most foul flavors to have ever reached my taste buds since my first time eating mayonnaise. I really cannot put into words how bad this tastes. Lets talk about the high. Seeing as this was 20% and a sativa, i expected blast off into space. Especially after i smoked 5 bowls from the pipe. Each bowl came and went with hardly effects. By the time i was done with the 5th bowl i actually felt something. Only to be completely grounded within 10 minutes. It took forever to get something going and once it was going, just stalls out shortly after. Ive been smoking for a good 5 years now almost daily. It was a regular day when i picked it up from the dispensary. I went through the same process i have always gone through when choosing a strain i havent had before. I am certain that i executed this smoke sesh perfectly. And i am absolutely certain that i wont be smoking this again. Colorado's first impression on me was pretty lackluster if i must say.