Monster Cookies reviews

So this strain was my first from a legit dispensary. I'm so used to street bud so I was super excited to try something really good. Newbie here so bare with my review guys. To me, the smell when I first opened the jar was amazingly good and strong. Loaded with sticky trichomes and earthy goodness. Best bud I've ever seen in person. Two hits from a bong and I had a near panic attack. I learned my lesson. It is really smooth and has a sweet after-taste to it. The euphoria was really intense for me and the body lock was just what I was looking for. It didn't take long to affect me either. I'm so happy I got to try something this good so I HIGHLY recommend this strain for those looking at the indica direction. Take it easy if you're new to good bud such as this like me, it kicked my butt, but I'm gonna do it again soon!

Top shelf quality purchased in So Cal. Emerald green with dull rusty hairs and just a few bits of purple here and there. Light in appearance because these flowers are extremely frosty; the stickiness backs that claim up. Smell, I can't pin down. It's slightly sweet with citrus and a bit of artificial white grape. When vaped the flavor is about the same, when smoked it matures to this really sweet oatmeal raisin flavor that's pleasing. The high is very euphoric and body relaxing. Relaxation extends to the head, but it's not a head high and I felt very clear. Senses are heightened and I'm a bit more talkative; should be an interesting strain for anxiety. Certainly feels like a strain for a more experienced smoker, I can see the really loose, relaxed body effect making novices either feel uncomfortable or luring them to sleep.

This strain does WONDERS for my social anxiety and 2 broken ribs. The smell of this weed almost wants to make you throw up it is THAT strong and gassy. This is a smooth pain relieving, anxiety diminishing high. The high from the keef hits you extremely strong right away in the eyelids and minutes later you feel your whole body drop and your arms start to float as your thoughts slow down and your mind gets warm. This is a longer lasting high that doesn't go away completely when you eat. meaning you can eat something and still be decently high for an hour or two after. Monster Cookies is in my top 5.

Just hit da monster. Straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and I'm listening to Floyd. Monster Cookies is shining on like a crazy diamond

smoking the flower out of a glass pipe... effects nice smooth relaxing body high, strong cerebral high.

Monster Cookies: Premier Grand Cru Classe ----- What do I think? Ok. Here goes. …. I've smoked strains with little visible trichomes, and still gotten very stoned. And... Ive smoked strains with little visible frost, and been very disappointed. But... whenever I've smoked strains absolutely smeared in ice droplets and thick frosty fields, I always get smacked in the face with a good, if not great high. Monster Cookies is covered in crystal fields, so super saturated, the trichomes dominate the landscape. I always look with an 8x loop at the pot I buy. To see the trichome size, color, density... its everywhere on MC. Its beautiful to see and look at. Oh, shizzz… dont somke to much of this. You go right to couch lock down. All warm n fuzzy. Feels like I'm wearing head to toe bunny pajamas. Its awesome. I'm never coming out. The first hit I had of this was hours ago when my weed man came by. We dry herb vaped. My own homemade set up. Monster Cookie started as very up and chatty. We talked for a while. Very bright. Very uplifting. Its still that way. Just now, I feel the true power of this weed because Ive taken 2 more big packs since... and whammy. Its strong. And I am seasoned. Love it. For the first time in some time. I used the phrase, "I'm Baked". I haven't felt baked in a sometime. Well. Call me Betty Crocker. Cause I'm a baking fool. Some strains leave my brain cage space alone... other words, I feel high and I feel very clear... This Monster Cookie is NOT something I would do something too serious on. It creeps into my brain cage space. Which is great. I love it. Ugh, everything is so serious... except my 2 cats. What a life. I would buy a pound of this weed. Its that good. Novices go easy. This weed is not a high, its an adventure. Enjoy OccamsPhazer

THIS is what I smoke the truth

Not to sound crass, but this gave me a boner, then made me fall asleep. Woke up, still had the boner. I love this strain!