Monster Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.
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Such a clean and relaxing a high with no harsh come down. Had my girl and I dancing in the kitchen like a couple of goons before eating dinner and relaxing for the rest of the night
I'm a noob and feel anxious and paranoid pretty easily. I was even starting to wonder if cannibis was for me - that is, until my friend recommended Monster Cookies. This is the first strain I've actually enjoyed. One hit and my heavy depression is lifted. I feel energetic and slightly euphoric. It's as if my world is aligned again. No munchies for me.
Monster Cookies sweetened Oscar into Fozzybear.
A medium bowl served beautifully on a Fri night, wound up from a couple of bumpy days. GSC like euphoria with GDP pain relief, except this one is a bit less sedative. The smell and taste was mild, reminiscent of peppercorn and "Hawaiian Punch" drink crystals. I like the parents, and they made a nice offspring.
This is the only stain that puts a smile on my face, no matter what, literally a second after I take a hit. It also feels like it's taking weight off me but pulling my shoulders down. I love this strain. For anyone who maybe is trying to switch from benzodiazepines to marijuana, but never meshed to well with weed, or weed gave them panic attacks (my case)...I would definitely try this one. I'm using it for ptsd, anxiety, and depression. Monster cookies has gotta be one of the best I've tried so far. It feels like I'm inhaling a Valium. And it always makes me smile I love it! Plus it's great for migraines!
it crept up on me, very mellow stoney high. all worries gone.
My generalized anxiety disorder is often the worst at night when I get home and just have time to think and over analyze everything basically drive myself crazy. Monster cookies is the only strain I have yet to come across that completely puts my mind at rest to enjoy things like a book television chatting with friends while also not feeling like I was about to fall asleep like other indicas I’ve used for similar purposes. That being said my tolerance is extremely high so this Strain must be potent as shit however I’m so grateful for it and have to get it every time it comes around. For anyone who just wants to shut that mind up and forget about all your worries to enjoy some pampering or leisure this is for you
Monster Cookie is the best Cookie 👾🍪! If u are a really heavy smoker then this is for you. It's strong I give you that, way strong. At first I couldn't handle it a bit, but then I man up and so the adventure began. Me and my crew ended up rolling 3 to 4 blunts. My favorite strain so far.
Ok. Let me start off by expressing my love of the real Girl Scout Cookies strain. Such a great balance and hybrid in general. With that said, if you're looking for something a little less in your face that is the signature of GSC but still want that lingering somewhere in background of a nice zoney cloud of purple-fused introspection and contemplation, well this may be just what you're looking for. Almost like GSC is in the backseat and GDP is driving, and controlling the radio. Heh.
I found that it still allowed me to get stuff done and be creative but definitely more sedative. But not a traditional indica, definitely a hybrid leaning in that direction. This is a great one for dealing with stress while having to do things you don't necessarily want to do. Or zone out on a project. Some indicas I find you can drift to a negative space if you're dealing with some things that life deals you. This one puts a smile on your face once you've crossed that threshold and gives you enough get up and go. But not too much.
Had a bowl of Monster Cookies before this and a small taste of Dutch Treat, so things are good. @.@
Still love me some GSC though.
This is a nice down-shift. Would have been perfect if it was like 60/40 Indica dominate reverse of the original. But it's cool. It's all cool, man.