Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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Awe Krypy, brings me back to my misspent youth in Florida. I knew a super old timey grower back then. Very very far out guys, he was always trying to grow shit under water about 150ft off the beach(seriously it was crazy). Anyways he told me and I later heard the same thing from a few people up here who had experience with it, that it was actually one of the very few North American Landrace strains. I had found wild plants in the glades before, they were of fairly good quality, and resembled kryptonite. To my knowledge this is the only major(and semi decent)strains originating from the sunshine state. Most likely though it came from Columbian landrace that broke free in the early 70's and then was regrown in the early 80's (half of that is based on anecdotal evidence I gathered in Florida, and the other half wily speculation).
Anyways, the strain I had up here was identical to what I got growing up in Florida, nice aroma, fluffy buds, heavy trichromes, very nice almost neon green color.
High: speedy for an indica, strong couch lock, giggly(maybe this is just because of prior experience as I'm rarely giggly)
Decent, but not great or profound, nostigalic for me though.
Its funny I remember moving back to Colorado 7 years ago. I called some Florida friends on the phone and they were bragging about all their good weed. And I just laughed at them and told them they had no fucking idea. Good to know my assessment then is still correct.
Could have got "top shelf" for 60, but went with side buds for fifty, of Kryptonite from Minerva Canna Group. While I had, according to them, lots of "hate" to quell, I gave them my money anyway. The bud, did have that growhouse taste, and made my throat feel coated in a non-medicinal way - but the Indica high kept me going back until I was broke and detoxing.
one of my favorite strains hands down, gave me an uplifting high and made me smile non stop.
May 25, 2017
I have been using this strain, in tincture form, for almost a year. I use it for medical reasons as it is the go to for autoimmune issues. It was not until I started using this that my health took a dynamic turn around.
Pure relaxation. I love Kryptonite. It's the green that puts me down, just like Superman. I am chained and can't move, so I try to get Ms. Tessmacher to save me.
But seriously. It's good.
October 26, 2014
smoking on it right now, not much to say but, wow. and mixes good with anything like McDonald's, or fine moonshine
February 12, 2016
Got this as a topical to put on pain locations.
The label said. Og kryptonite coconut oil and bee wax. Says 67% THC. It helps with pain. Was surprised
February 24, 2017
Couch bud