Kryptonite reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.
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Very relaxed and sort of out of my mind in a very euphoric way, it feels like train wreck sort of sunken into my skull, I don't like the effects at least I've been through worse. Shikaberry definitely takes the cake along with orange crush these strains do not work for me they smell and taste great the effects on the other hand are not for me. It's really up and down if I touch my face it becomes numb and intensive,it fades away however it's something that dosen't vibe with me must be the mendocino purps.
This is, by far, the best strain I have tried for pain. It takes a good ten minutes or so for the full effect to kick in but I am one happy girl right now. I have chronic pain and I haven't had this type of relief with any other strain or pharmaceutical for that matter. I can relax but I don't feel completely locked to the couch. Excellent strain! So happy I found it 💚
December 26, 2014
NYC has sour Cali has Kush and down here we have Kryptonite a true south florida staple
I am pretty new to the cannabis culture however I have tried many strains so far and am just branching out into trying mostly Indica strains. I shot for Sativa straight outta the gate and turns out it wasn't for me. I'm an Indica girl after all! Kryptonite seems to me to be so far THE BEST strain for someone like me. I have ADHD, Bipolar Disorder, Anxiety and Sleep disorders as well. This strain comes on fast but is very mellow with a slight head high and a moderate body high. I like the euphoria and tingly sensations on the skin. Doesn't knock you out like I had hoped it would but I use this one as my after dinner smoke and it is just perfect.
Bought some Kryptonite Wax & it put the brakes on my body pain as if sucking the power from superman. Strong body Relaxation & Sleep Inducing.
Kryptonite is one of the best strains I've ever had. I am a fan of its parent Mendocino purps and it's cousin black tuna.
All well sedating strains when you need a good nights rest.
Krytonite is indica dominant but a little more versatile. It's great if you have severe pain and want to power through your day although you will be a tad groggy.
I mixed this with a bit of Pineapple Kush
Puff #1: “Alright, life is getting nicer. I’m still very aware of the widespread pain in my body, bummer :-(.”
Puff#2: “Mmmmm. There it is! F&$& it all!”
My shoulders are relaxing. There is a tingling sensation inbtween my shoulders, where I’ve had pain for days. My eyes get a little heavy, as I feel the waves of goodness flow thru me. I let my mind wander. Thoughts flow smoothly. I can focus and effectively communicate.
Incredible strain. I remember this being the first weed strain I ever tried, and it was amazing. First, you feel relaxed and giggly. However, then you feel euphoric, with the need to go out of your room, and "explore". When consuming it, you generally don't feel a lot of hunger, but I really recommend having a snack near you, in order to make your experience more interesting.
I do not recommend consuming more than 1 gram on one sitting, since you can experience an anxiety attack.