Kryptonite reviews

Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Kryptonite.

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June 18, 2012
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50/50 sweet/fruity & earthy flavor and scent. It's slightly dank in that it forces it's way up your nose on it's terms. Tastes as it smells, good. Looks dark green & dark purple/black with some orange hairs and a lot of trichromes. Not so dense as an indica but spacey and dense like an og kush or sour diesel. Long heavy high. Head is heavy and muscles are relaxed like a bobble head. My back pain is gone. No pills, Dr... I'm gonna sleep soon which is approx 75-80 min in. Inhaled 2 & 1/2 bags so far. Will maybe do 1-2 more b4 bed in about 1 hour. No headache but not totally clear headed in the sense that I'm ill-equipped to do critical thinking, I want to play a video game. Great bed-time indica alternate to purps. Will stay in one of my stash jars. From Herban Nation Delivery Service Sacramento, CA. Will also review the "strawberry sour diesel ear wax rocks": added .3 grams with some Kryptonite (.5 grams fresh) in the volcano 410* Fh- 11:30pm- 1st big bag> 10 min later next bag w/ .3 more bud & .3 more ear wax rocks. Immediately I feel it just got kicked up to another level!!! I thought the wax would make it a racy high, but no, it just amplified the Kryptonite and NEED to now go to bed. Wonderful! I will drift off to dreamland peacefully and pain free. This is very strong now. Also from Herban Nation Delivery, $30/gram.
January 29, 2014
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Incredible for back pain and after 2 tokes I was starting to feel relief in my back.
December 7, 2014
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Great smell Real calming weed very tasty
December 5, 2014
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This is one of my favorite Indica strains that I've tried so far! left both myself, and my brother in a cery happy, uplifted state. Laighing uncontrollably at some late night stand-up and eating all the chips and cereal in the house. Very good strain for the heavier stoners :-)
September 15, 2016
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picked up at Minerva in Albuquerque NM for $10 a gram. tested at 22.02%thc and .3%cbd. very nice looking budz, with nice darker orange hairs and was medium greenness with pieces of purple calyxes here and there. I can rate the taste or smell due to a little common cold I've got. very nice cerebral high and very relaxing body high. reminds me of a good grown master Kush. did not make me to tired either. very good anytime indica dominant strain, wud definitely recommend to anyone that like indica's. helped pretty good for my pain and nerve damage and help my PTSD a good bit⏩◽😯😼👍
March 21, 2012
Mostly a fuzzy/muddy head high. Causes you to have very short-term perception - so everything seems new and exciting every second. Opposite of "clear-minded". There's a good sense of euphoria that's just barely enough to keep me from becoming TOO aware of myself. There's a lingering uncertainty, though, that I could live without. Physical high is great! Very warm and tingly...almost LCD like. The tactile sensations are similarly reminiscent of mdma. Potent! Provided THE BEST sexy time I've ever experienced. Overall, quite happy! While on it, things ring true in hilarious ways. This strain provided the overwhelming sense of nostalgia I've been looking for. Would be perfect for reliving old cartoons from your childhood. Lonnnng, lingering effect. Still felt a little muddy the following morning. But wasn't "bad".
December 16, 2011
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Kryptonite is a strain for when you want your body to feel good but don't want your head to be too cloudy. I was very focused and clear, but I wasn't at all productive with this strain. Well, I was reproductive, LOL. It's a great strain for making out, and wanna get touchy-feely. Be careful when you lay down with your partner, though - it can put you to sleep if you get heavy-handed with it, and then there won't be any heavy hands on you :(. Less giddy than Passion Fruit, but similarly arousing. When I used it without my makeout partner around, I wound up listening to music and staring at the visualization in full screen on my computer.
August 23, 2016
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Normally I'm a smoker, but I've been dealing with pneumonia and a broken rib, so I've been vaporizing Kryptonite the last day....and praise Cheebus, I am pain free and it's easier to breath. And to claim pain-free after this hell is no easy feat. Five fucking stars 👏🖒

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