Krypto Chronic reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Krypto Chronic.
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This strain is more on the indica side. Has that cakey/gelato strong nose. Great smoke !
Grabbed an 1/8 of the Standard Farms run of this strain. Big whiff of gas when opening. Tastes of glorious gas and berries with a hint of creaminess upon combustion...delicious. Euphoria and body tingles immediately which turns into a calm warm blanket without too much couch lock. Working well for my anxiety AND my chronic pain. Good stuff, would buy again.
AlienLabs Krypto via 2honeycomb perc water pipe. Smell is a rounded buttery sweet. The Flavor takes no prisoners, a musty sweet says Hello. Smooth on the throat and a moments later there it is coming up behind the ears ,a pressure wave that is there and then doesn't crest , it simply losses steam and dissipates. Definitely relaxed and a smile that doesn't wanna go away. Yeppers a goofy high. ..a goofy high that demands a physical involvement,,at least once a hour get up and move around for awhile. Too much brain activity to fall asleep on but the smile on your face may mislead folks to other conclusions. The 21% THC is felt but the mind enjoys it longer. I have a personal threshold around 21-22% THC level. Above that I start gettin the headaches and humor gets replaced by anxiety.This took me close to the edge without me being dragged over it.Finished the bowl somewhere on the other side of 2hours in. This time I did cough..and I didn't feel any pressure wave. Perhaps I was higher than I thought..or goofier than I thought. Even after a good diner , I was in no hurry for dessert.I was still high. Alien Labs had me with their Sherbacio, then Melonade and now this close but unique KryptoChronic. This is a good smoke for when you are doing something you like to do..No hurry to reach the end just savoring every moment on the way...yeaa that kind of goofy
Very peppery/citrus smell/taste. Left me feeling very euphoric plus a body calming that wasn’t overwhelming.
Krypto Chronic is very smooth it would be good for a beginning smoker to try and get a good understanding of the effects of marijuana. this strain is very clear and does not make you feel like its hard or to strong for you but when enough enough you will know 1 to 2 tok,s can get you pretty high upthier unless your a daily smoker like me.
Strain destroyed me. Euphoria, couch lock, and munchies.
It's one of the best tasting purple strains I have ever had. If grown right it should be dense and sticky when broken apart. The flavor and smell is almost the same as Berners Cookies but has more Earthy Purple Delicious smell to it. I'm getting myself another ⅛ tomorrow 🤑🤑
Fruity grape scent. Relaxing but not a couch lock or sleepy feeling. Big time munchies. Helped make my body aches from working out the day before and then being stuck in a car the next day disappear.