Kosher Tangie

Kosher Tangie, my friend. Wow why doesn't this auto capitalize? Anyways, I'm high on this right now with my twinkling string lights on in my cozy little cottage/cabin home. I feel awesome. One good hit was all I needed. Damn, talk about priveleged. I am so lucky right now. I can't wait to read this when I'm sober. And show my boyfriend when he comes home 😁 So this weed tho. I feel mellow, chill, good vibes. Creative like I haven't been for a long time. Even just writing this review feels good because I'm doing something creative that is my own. Got distracted again. I have severe depression, anxiety, ADD, PMDD (premenstrual dysphoric disorder), IBS, chronic migraines. Needless to say I qualified for medical marijuana card. This is one of those times I actually feel normal, do you know how grateful I am for that? With as many problems as I have, just being okay is sometimes a miracle. Kosher Tangie, thank you. I can't thank you enough.

Have you ever felt that golden shower of sunshine splash over your face early on a crisp, winter morning? No, me neither. But Kosher Tangie would make an excellent substitute! The first magical whiff covers the senses in spicy orange zest that dances within a grove of young pines. As it opens up (expands) Kosher Tangie feeds you a dramatic serving of salted lavender, roasted chestnuts and candied pines. Whooooo whee! I enjoy this enlivened exhaled through my nose. As the vapers flee into the past, I am left with antique heirloom herbs, spiced orange and tickles of lavender. Oh. Yes, please. This medicine offers a calm, happy, body wave of bliss. I microdose so no couch-lock or munchies. This would be a great strain for the end of a hard day. Or all day long for me! This is artisanal quality. I am going to add Kosher Tangie to my top 5 strains. A few added bonuses, giggles, anything sparkly, euphoria and randy inclinations. Kosher Tangie reminded me of the moment I was canoeing on the Saco River in Maine and it opened out into the Atlantic Ocean. Utterly Breathtaking (not the Seinfeld one). Let’s make it a date! Seltzer and cranberry with a few fresh blueberries for a nip. Followed by a plate of figs and nuts. Roquefort cheese and peppered water crackers would bring together this delectable collection. Chocolate selection: Bittersweet. Myrcene .98 - pungent, earthy floral Limonene.63 - citrus, fresh spice Carophllene .45 - citrus, deep spice Linalool .45 - lavender, spice, fresh citrus I am medicating to treat: anxiety, c-ptsd, depression, neuro pain, inflammation and my growing hatred of orange- faced, wall- obsessed morons. Be kynd to one another 😘💚

I had sex with someone while high on this strain and it was pretty fantastic. The high was, I mean; the sex was good too. But this strain made it better, I guess lmao. 10/10, would recommend.