Hippie Crippler reviews

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Hippie Crippler strain helps with

  • 35% of people say it helps with Anxiety
  • 30% of people say it helps with Stress
  • 29% of people say it helps with Depression

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Hippie Crippler reviews

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March 2, 2012
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Friends get amazing buds :) NY needs to legalize seriously because this whole country is going down economically and marijuana will stimulate the economy if the government can place a simple tax or levy on marijuana. On the other hand, this strain was AMAZING. I am lucky to get this where I am from. Honestly I was instantly uplifted just seconds after inhale. Very strong, pungent order in and out of grinder. Awesome AK-47 and Blue Satellite Cross. I only had real AK once before, but this is NO JOKE strong. Do not need much at all. I have smoked one bowl packing (3 hits) and I am a conservative when I get great bud here because it is so rare, which is unfair.
November 17, 2015
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I'm giving Crippler a 5 as a strong surprising sativa hybrid. The first thing I noticed about this strain is the berry fruity smell. The smoke wasn't harsh for me so I smoked a bit more than needed for my medical reasons , it is helpful with body pain however too much gave me a headache but that is common for me with sativa. For pain relief it's wonderful , it's a great day time strain if you don't over do it otherwise you will be couch locked and wiring reviews on Leafly and texting people about how good it is (sorry guy) , would be a great hang out with friends strain. Very much a fun head high body pain , depression killer that can get guy utterly clobbered. I totally recommend !!!!! Go easy it's a creeper !!!
October 24, 2013
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I received an ounce of Hippie Crippler from a close friend about 2 weeks ago. This strain was good overall; nothing unbelievable. The buds were small to medium and dry/crispy. The trichome production was moderate; up close and in good lighting every crack and corner was white with crystals. The buds were very sticky..mainly light green with a little orange/brown hairs. The smell was stronger when the buds were broken apart. The smell of the Hippie Crippler is similar to its taste. A skunky and citrus smell/taste but also very earthy as well. I would give this strain a 6 out of 10. I did find a single seed in the ounce..I will be adding (fingers crossed for a female) Hippie Crippler to my garden. Stay Happy, PeacE.
December 6, 2015
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This was a strain I bought more for the name than anything. Hippie crippler * love that ! Anyway the effects were solid, I liked the Relaxed/chill high, with (at least for me) good general pain relief.
March 8, 2017
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I've been trying out different sativa-dominant hybrid strains for about a month now to combat my major depression. I've tried Cannalope Haze and Green Crack, but Hippie Crippler is the best strain that actually makes me feel energetic. With depression, I suffer from intense lethargy and chronic fatigue. Hippie Crippler got me feeling good AND having no problem getting tasks done (even got me to exercise) with that boost of energy this strain brings. The flowers are a deep green with orange hairs, smells like pine, and gets you pretty high. Having high tolerance, I smoke one bowl for myself in the daytime which is enough for me to feel the benefits of this strain. But I'm sure with two bong rips the average person will get pretty stoned. Will definitely buy again!
May 15, 2016
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Happy smoke... The pheno I tried was leaning towards the AK in bud structure and high. Very productive strain without the paranoia I find in most sativa dom hybrids. I have been interested to try it ever since reading the name! Hippie crippler did not disappoint 😎
February 4, 2015
You have this strain lineage wrong, it's Jolly rancher x ak47. It's a decent smoke
May 20, 2015
The flowers overall were a very nice light green. Very dry and light herb broke apart easily. Smooth smoke that had some nice skunk ak-47 influence and fruity blue satellite hints.

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