Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
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July 7, 2016
if I could five 10 stars I would. pure Sativa. Very strong. Best strain I've had for sex. feeling is super intense and mind blowing. and my wife loved it too. Top 2 favorite strain of all time
Made me feel very sensual and touchy feely. Had great sex whilst high.
I think I’m in ❤️! Yes...this is a girly review (you’ll survive). I work at a local dispensary and since I’m a patient I thought I should by our Green Crack Short Thoughts. I have titanium rods down my spine and a MAJOR spinal fusion with cages and hooks. I’m always in pain, but I try to ignore it. As you may have guessed it that’s not working out so well. After smoking 1 short thought I’ve noticed a significant decrease in pain. I can still feel some pain, but now I’m ready to get up and get some things done in the house. My mind is sharp and my wheels are turning. I feel very happy and energetic, but I don’t feel anxious. The part I can’t figure out is why my old school 80’s music sounds LIVE 🥰. Buy this y’all!!!
A superb sativa that allows you to function effective even when you're L17 as fuck.
Green Crack hits hard up front, like a mule kick to the forehead. After the initial hit wears off, you become highly energetic, focused and compelled to do something. I've often smoked GC before sitting down to do computer programming or even strenuous physical activities.
This is my second favorite strain, and the pharmacy that I go to has a hard time keeping it in stock. Several members of the pharmacy staff have this strain in their top 3 strains as well.
I've finally found the perfect after work strain! Are there others? No doubt, but this one will definitely go on my short list!
Just a tiny puff is all it takes for me to get moving. I have a commute home from work, and often walk through the door feeling as though I could simply eat a dry waffle on my way to bed. Green Crack actually takes me from exhaustion, to scrubbing the inside of the trash cans with bleach and rubber gloves and cleaning mirrors.
I'm sure many Leafly members have already mentioned Green Crack's housekeeping potential, and I'll stand in line to sing those praises as well. In addition to the energy it stirs, I find focus. Not a surprise to many, but for me, a firm believer that I have attention issues, I am actually able to multi-task with a mission. I didn't end up with twenty half-completed projects, but rather, able to keep up with it all, and completed the tasks, then move on to the next one.
A frequent pause to stuff something into my face, though, so in addition to cleaning, I'm also cooking. For an army. That doesn't live here.
Two thumbs up, Green Crack. No headache. Tastes like it is supposed to, no chemical taste. Just old fashioned good green taste. No ups and downs. No crash. No rollercoaster to ride. Smooth, with what seems like residual energy high long after it should be over.
A definite favorite for me.
This strain is energizing to say the least lol.. after smoking this i get why crackheads are the closest thing we have to superheroes lol
Super racey. Was shaking and fiberating for the first half hour in legs and arms. . Eyes darting with complete alertness and focus. earthy tast and fruity smell dense and frosty.