Grease Monkey reviews

So I wanted a bong hit the other day, only I don't have a bong because when you're over 50 and sporting a 3-foot-long lung-killer, people either shake their heads sadly at you or try to cop your dope. Shit, what to do? Well, the first thing to do is look around and see if you have an apple to smoke out of, because that shit was the bees knees back in '79. No apple? Alright, what about a nice fat joint? THERE ya go! And what better strain to blast some brain cells with than Grease Monkey? A tubby toober of GM and you're just a short stumble from Happyland. This is some smiley-ass weed. You will wonder why your face is hurting until you realize that you've got the Jokergrin going on and people around you are wondering what the fuck you're so happy about, what with a Cheet-O in the White House and your cat taking its third dump of the day in your potted Hydrangea. So many fucks you will not give that Congress will erect a statue in your honor bearing the plaque, "Dedicated to (Your Name Here): That Dude(tte) HELLA Didn't Give Any Fucks -- thanks to GREASE MONKEY!" For years to come, assorted flavors of stoners, loadies and heads will trek in from miles always to view this wonder of tax-payer-financed piss-art. And there they will toke mightily of the Grease Monkey until they're grinning like a tribe of stoned apes. Thus is the joy of Grease Monkey: you may not have a bong; you may not have an apple, but with GM, you've always got a reason to smile.

Awesome strain for kicking back after a long day makes food more flavorful. Couch lock is imminent if not active

Oh ya and it popped when Cars 3 premiered! So it's only fitting to rip it and watch from the pits. Lol white wall tires ka-chow.

It’s been a long day. It’s also been... a couple glasses of wine night. I packed a large bowl for myself. Particularly after reading the reviews, I figured this was the way to go. Grease does not disappoint. Not overly harsh, even after a casual day of bowl smoking (you know what I mean... when that last bowl just... hurts). It’s got a tinge if a burn after a large rip, but it doesn’t yield a coughing fit; for that... I’m grateful It’s a strong one. 20 years under my belt and this one definitely reminds me of being 18 :) in all the great ways that smoking great bud at 18 makes you feel I don’t really think this is a good strain for mid-day productive mode; as a graphic designer, I’d find this strain too powerful for focus, but great for day dreaming or dreaming up a new Design... basically, don’t smoke this before a meeting with a client... or when you have an impending deadline. Ultimately, if your tolerance is high; grease monkey will do you right. If you’re at the end of a long day (like tonight... Christmas Eve with a three year old); it’ll do you right. In fact, as long as you don’t have anything professional to do over the next couple of hours (hell yeah it’s that good)... it’ll do you right. Enjoy the shit out of this!

I keep wanting to start singing Brass Monkey every time I look at the name. I know it's grease monkey but I'm so toasted I'm gonna keep singing that funky monkey. brass monkey chunk...that funky monkey. .GMs got me floating on cloud 9

Very stressful relieving strain, couch lock is imminent if you're not active

Really full bodied high comes on slow, starts from the top or the head and down the spine like cool water rushing down my nerves. I have Fibromyalgia, Crohn's and MS and this helps with all three. The gas pains and bloating have eased off, the nerve shocks arent bad at all, and the burning sensation in my hands and feet all but disappeared. I feel super mellow but I can still keep up with tv shows that I'm watching with my husband. The sleep was sooooo nice and I woke up feeling light and comfy. I usually wake to some form of pain repeatedly throughout the night, but I got a full nights sleep only waking once to pee from this one. Also, side note: Watch out for them munchies in the beginning. 😉

Heavier on the indica but still good day time hybrid.