Grapes and Cream reviews

Harvested 12-15-23 by Uplyfted, Michigan. 33.52% ThcA, 30% ThC, 0.06% CBD. Indica Hybrid. Grape, pungeant and sweet notes on hard dense buds, low resting Indica spade/shoulders. Sparse dark green postules, light green buds, velvet coated with orange hairs and off white trichomes. Smokes smooth, like concord grape, sour and bittet on the tongue. Soothing, calming, relaxing, low euphoria, munchies. Just a bit weak on Euphoria and some harsh undertones.

My right knee is bone on bone now and when the barometer takes a dive my pain factor increases geometrically. One of the local budtenders suggested the strain. I picked up 5 pre-rolled numbers on a promotional deal. Wow! After dinner I fired one up and took 2 good tokes. Within a minute I began to feel the effects slowly building. After 30 minutes my knee no longer bothered me, but the weird thing was the sensation I felt in my knee. The pain was gone but sensation I got was that my knee was made of something solid and there was no pain and I walked without a limp. I was good for almost 4 hours. This morning I fired that same doob again, took two good hits. I then went to my computer and began to do some architectural drawings. 4 hours went by like a dream and I solved a few foundation issues. It is so much easier to relax when the pain is gone. Lots of stress relief. Some of the best bud I have had in a long time.

This review is specifically about the Uplyfted flower from The Glass Jar in Monroe. The initial hit is very smooth and clean. I would recommend using glass and not paper or metal. it definitely has a fruity flavor and an aftertaste reminiscent of grapes. The nose of the flower out of the jar is very very fruity, not citrus and not skunk. The feeling onset is rather slow. It's very much in the body and very relaxing. About 5 minutes after the initial hit, do you really start to feel it in full force. The couch lock, relaxing decompression feeling cannot be overstated. It brings me to an incredibly chill state. After a half hour of inhaling, I feel it at its best where it's not overwhelming, but very comfortable. Initially, it can be a bit much. I actually experience the dizziness as the negative side effect listed. This is definitely prevalent in the strain for me, and is a negative that lasts for about the initial 20 to 30 minutes after inhalation. However, it does subside, and the remaining about 2 hours are very enjoyable. It has a very relaxing afterglow as well. I would highly recommend this as a night time strain, of course. Great before bed and while watching a movie or your favorite TV show. All my cares and worries melt away. Deeper and deeper...way down... ;) Pros: Very relaxing, almost all body. Tasty and smooth. Great before bed Cons: The dizziness upfront after inhalation is unpleasant.

Very mellow and happy effects from this strain. Could easily dose myself into oblivion with this bud, so a little goes a long way, and makes for a more enjoyable experience. Heavy use will sedate you.

I now only want Zaanse Mayonaise

Taste is pretty nice. Real mellow, relaxed feeling but not tired.

Just rolled up a J of this Grapes and Cream. Used zig-zag ultra thin papers. Taste: Earthy,Spicey, Woody, berry-ish High: Head/body Very active but super relaxed at same time

This strain is really good for aniexty. It's like a calm but focused feeling. I would definitely buy again. Also I'm a heavy user, so high tolerance. I bought the badder form. Mine looks more like budder. The darkness of it had me thinking it would be harsh. It's actually really smooth clean hits.