Granddaddy Purple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Granddaddy Purple.
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Wonderful taste, wonderful pain relief of PMS. Will definitely buy this one again.
What? Where am I?
Pain? what's that?
That's Gdp in a nutshell.
C'mere, you little brat, your old grandpa wants to tell you a story. And the name of this story is "GRANDPA'S FUCKIN' WASTED" It stars your ol' grand-daddy: Grand Daddy Purple (GDP). GDP is what you call 'sneaker weed' because it hits you like the sole of a sneaker right to your cerebellum. I thought, "I'll take a couple hits off'n this bomber of GDP..." and less than two minutes later my head went "Yup -- you're FUCKED". I've had some weed hit me like Ike Turner, but this shit napalmed my cortex and left me plenty crispy. Some highs you question the wisdom of. Some highs are like, "Did I really need to be this high and damn some Porcupine Tree would sound good right about now!". Then there's this high. Daaaaaaamn. GDP is flat-out not fucking around. Gramps was a bad-ass in Vietnam and now he's brought home some of that boot-stomping to your third eye. It's been an hour now and I'm still higher than I've ever been. Not that I'm complaining or anything. As long as you got some good tunes (read: PROG ROCK), you can ride out anything. Also, oddly, it tastes really good, too. Almost like grape juice. That good grape juice that you used to get in little boxes at school, not that shit they sell today that tastes like Tacoma's asshole. That's what makes this weed so diabolical: innocent-sounding name + dee-licious grapey-grape taste and a "mere" 25% THC content; seems harmless enough, right? That's until you find out your Gramps has been at the Wild Turkey all day and he's a MEAN drunk. Someone's gettin' their little ass whipped tonight, and it's going to be your sanity and sense of getting things done. Sorry, that was a little dark and possibly more self-revealing than I expected. Anyway, go buy some Grand Daddy Purple and you won't just be reading this review, you'll be LIVING it!
Love this high, pain is mostly gone, I am extremely relaxed but almost to the point of falling asleep, so I would say this a great strain to smoke before bed time. Definitely causes you to zone out entirely and I prefer to focus but I am thoroughly enjoying it nonetheless.
This is definitely a strain where if you smoke it you will most likely not move off of the couch for a while I found that it made me extremely sleepy not long after smoking it and couldn't find the motivation to move except to my bed to take a nap recommend if you have sleeping problems it will definitely do the trick and has a nice high to it as well.
Tonight I'm vaping BOM's brand of Granddaddy Purple. I am NOT a fan of BOM brand cartridges because the plastic tip makes the weed taste plasticky. I'm glad I only got a half gram of it.
I do, however, REALLY like Granddaddy Purple! It does have a sweet berry taste mixed with lemon. Yum! This cartridge of BOM's tested at 72.81% THC and .71% CBD and I'm enjoying a fun cerebral high while couch locked watching Stranger Things on Netflix. This strain is making me forgetful, which in turn is making me giggle. I don't want to move to get up to go to bed, I just want to vape more Granddaddy Purple and color all night long.
It is an indica though, and I have a feeling once my head hits the pillow I'll be in Slumberland.
Pretty good strain. I smoked a few bowls of this and I felt euphoric and relaxed. Unfortunately I experienced a complete need to sleep. I couldn't keep my eyes open and about 20 minutes after smoking I fell asleep, meaning I couldn't enjoy my high for very long. It is pretty good but I refrain from smoking it because when I smoke grandaddy it practically forces my eyes shut
I am a very new cannabis user, having only been high twice with a friend before trying this strain.
I tried it in the form of PurePulls Tear Drop CO2 'dab oil'. I cannot smoke weed as I have asthma, but this is a highly concentrated activated THC oil. I ate the concentrate in a smoothie.
The high took longer to kick in as I took it orally, but it definitely hit hard. I was watching Superstore, and suddenly could not follow conversations between characters any longer. I went to make some decaf, and it took me what felt like many minutes to organize my thoughts enough to get a new spoon out of the drawer and get the cream out of the fridge. My body was so relaxed it felt heavy, taking steps took more effort than ever before.
I probably took too much however, I did end up throwing up a couple times during my high. While I was ill I felt as though my heart might stop, it was pounding but I felt like I was so relaxed, I was having trouble breathing enough. After the illness/panic passed, I immediately didn't care it even happened. Every worry melted away. My boyfriend (an actual first-timer) took longer to be effected by Granddaddy, but once we were both into it we felt as though we had a brain link or something. Far-away sounds were interesting, confusing, wonderful. The sex was the best we'd had. The colder air touching our skin outside the blankets vs the warmer air inside the blankets felt profound.
Eventually we fell asleep and it was the best sleep we'd had in a long time, despite my being ill during the trip. The next morning I wondered if I was still high, as I went to work relaxed and nonchalant; nothing could get on my nerves that day.
Love this stuff. Next time I will take less though.