Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
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October 30, 2015
The best strain you can buy, hands down. I smoked one bowl and instantly got ripped and that one bowl lasted a long time. I absolutely love this strain and I wish I could find it all the time. This would be the only strain I buy if I could. It's that good. No munchies, great taste, long high, and smells delicious.
As a new medical patient I've been trying small amounts of many strains and this is the first one I have bought more of I like it so much! Strong head high with awesome body relaxation and good pain relief. You won't be disappointed! Just give your head time to clear if you need to drive/do important tasks.
Fantastic bud purchased from Compassionate Sciences in Bellmawr, NJ
When they say energetic, they mean it. Long time Sativa carnosaur. My usual goto is ATF. I never thought I’d have seen anything that could replace it. But this is just exactly what my ADHD brain needs to get right. Also, I feel like really talking to people. If there was a strain that could help hyper people harness their energy, this is the one. 10 out of 5 stars, recommend you try IMMEDIATELY!
December 1, 2018
This is my first ever review but after witnessing this blessing of golden goat i knew i had to write one. I have never felt this happy and euphoric in my life. This high is just so up lifting, i feel like I’m on top of the world. I went to wretzel pretzels and had the best cinnamon bitz in my entire life. I honestly feel like I am constantly taking Ws. If u haven’t tried this yet u are missing out big time, whatever u smoking now throw it away and get golden goat.
These reviews in the comment section are pretty right on. The best combination of India Body Tingle and Sativa Mind Groove. This is a pretty psychedelic high in my opinion but it doesn't have the overly medicated feeling . This would be my 'goto' for any great night out jamming or a great date etc ...
She’s late, but when she arrives she sweeps through you from head to toe. While you float inside your body you notice you can hear your cat walking in the next room, not wanting to move you try to use your psychic powers to summon a cheeseburger. Giggling.
My new favorite. When it first hit it was like a burst of sunshine shot right through my head. Then I felt like I had just chugged a monster energy drink. I’m talking like heart pumping like an ox in heat ready to go fuck some shit up. Then the high peaked and this little euphoric gremlin creeps up your spine and punches your brain in the dick and says smile bitch, you’re fucking happy right now.
Focused, energized, confident, ready to conquer any project and forget your fears!
Lol, without Golden Goat, I may not survive the day. It is essential for DAYTIME for me. I feel amazing. My pain is gone, depression is lifted, and I feel great! It’s UPLIFTING, and I love to garden, and exercise after vaping this. I bike, hang out with friends, clean my house, and can INSPIRED TO be creative... anything but sleep. I switch to my favorite Indica at night.
Best in little bits consistently throughout the day. :)
Did I mention aroused? Lol Definitely.