God's Green Crack reviews

As a pothead smokes, God's Green Crack deliberately produces a powerful energy buzz. A man could simply Jerk it for hours on end, until the heavy indica effects of God's Gift make him pass out with his cock hanging flat out on his stomach... Not that this was my experience.

this strain is very potent. and is good for stress, anxiety, depression, relaxation, pain and sleep. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! but it is amazing. whole body feels relaxed when laying or sitting down on your own, very giggly and trippy when with friends. it even had me hallucinating! was walking home, couldn't figure out why it seemed like I wasn't getting any closer to the top of the hill, then found out I was just standing there stomping my feet thinking I was walking! the flavor is great. very rich and buttery. really nice smell to it also, sweet and kind of citrus. would totally recommend this to anyone who has troubles relaxing or sleeping. also very fun to lighten the mood! :) makes you feel really happy and giggly when with people. on your own it will just knock you on your butt :p IT IS AWESOME!

My favorite weed of every strain I've tried. Vape some of this and the next hour or so will be like one constant full body and mind orgasm. This strain is great to combine with a massage. It relaxed my entire body and my sense of touch and movement was just one nonstop orgasm, that's about as good ad I can describe it. It takes about 10 minutes to kick in and even once the main high goes away after an hour or so you are left with this long blissful afterglow that lasts for hours. I found this strain excellent for pain and stress (and anxiety if you don't go overboard). I usually mix a little high CBD weed in with it so I dont feel any anxiety or paranoia. Works great. Will always keep this strain on hand.

GGC has an incredibly earthy, woodsy aroma to it as well as being very, very furry. This strain makes me feel very hype and positive, but puts me right to sleep when it's done with me. However, the sleepiness is worth the experience. I laugh often, am more confident and see the world brightly.

God's. Green. Crack. ...Wow! The best strain I've had in a long, long time. Not at all surprised, as Green Crack is possibly my favourite strain of all time. Crossing it with God Bud has brought down the extreme sativa profile - balancing the sometimes overbearing high with a deep, relaxing indica stone. God's Green excels in all parameters. It's dense, crystally, colourful, flavourful, potent, fast acting, long lasting, you name it. It's the stuff that makes your lips go numb. A very satisfying smoke, it stands out even among world class strains. 6/5 can't recommend it strongly enough.

Euphoric. It almost opens your eyes, as if they have been closed this whole time. A very nice Sativa leaning hybrid that is not to heavy but what i found to be very long lasting. I was happy doing whatever on this strain. Good all day, but i would take out something heavier for the evening.

I have a fairly high tolerance, and this is a STRONG, near-incapacitating high. Slightly funky smelling buds yet a smooth draw, with a flowery/incense-y taste, unlike anything else. I was happy, giddy, dopey, clumsy, semi-incoherent and buzzed asf. Powerful body/brain-numbing effects. Not for use in public, hanging out, or getting anything done (you're likely to forget everything on your to-do list anyway). This strain is second to none if this is the type of high you're after...it's not my trip, but we all need it from time to time. Just go slow. Start with a few tokes and wait; I can see how it could make someone deeply anxious if they're not prepared for it. But once you know what you're getting into, kick back, make yourself comfy, and enjoy.

Definently a favourite for me. I had smoked tons of green crack back in the day before shatter and whatnot and happen to see this Green crack God/god's green crack different names for different places but anyway I hadn't had access to green crack in probably 6 years. So I seen this in shatter & had to scoop up a few grams from phyto and not sure the other vendor but they were my FAVORITE, had 2 g's of this and a g of each other strain and was done both g's of this before getting halfway through any others. In extract form I love that burning in the eyes after a big fat dab. Wakes me up ok the spot like black coffee, but I'm not a coffee drinker & can't have energy drinks from heart problems. And my FAVORITE part is how it will wake me up on the spot but the burnout I can sleep on after about an hour or two after a dab sesh.. I can smoke at 10pm GREEN CRACK, and sleep like a baby by 11-12. This is by far my top 3 so far... Amazing.. Canada represent. We got this fire everywhere lately especially on the west coast I'm mid country and luckily a medical patient so all exported BC bud and shatters in the middle of the north where all these fools are smoking on some shitty garage made shatter that isn't even up to medical standards. Just my opinion. Cali sure has fire bud but you guys are legal and a lot easier to breed genetics and get ahead were like still being harassed and technically still illegal but because of the Heros in BC and Vancouver island especially there really putting Canada on the map. We get real cookies, that real KK, anything Cali has we got basiclly and more... Ofcourse some we don't have they do and some we have and they don't... I wish it wasn't such a competition to people and we could all get along that Canada, Cali and maybe Colorado has the best although I heard and read good sources since collorado went legal especially REC, there's WAY more product now but quality has went down and that's a fact.. I can't say for Cali as I don't wanna talk about what I don't know but I know the Colorado stuff is true. Bay Area is like my idol, especially Berner & the cookie family they are putting in work. That tangie, gelato, cookies, zkittlez and SO much more respect (Kenny?) BERNER and the whole cookie fam!! Keep doin it big I give them real credit for all they did but other then them I don't see a lot there other then AMAZING extractors. We got that and fire ass crops here since yenno BC is prime and the island is fucking full of 🔥🔥 buds!