Dr. Funk

I wanted to find a strain that "ticked" all the boxes of what I wanted from a strain. I'd never tried this before yesterday and it was a wonderful experience. It hit hard at first, got my coughing out of the way and then just hours of enjoyment. Smelled like stanky-lemons but man my Gf and I just laughed and laughed. Like rolling around on the floor laughing at each other and how high we were. Then we showered and the Arousal part of this strain got the best of us and it was dirty and playful.

This Strain should be called Dr Viagra or Dr. F*ck. About half way through a bowl I got a euphoric come up that gave me goose pumps, I'm sure there is a terpene or cannabinoid in this strain that dilates blood vessels as I soon became aroused. Music was enhanced, I quickly changed the song lineup to slow jamz and proceeded to engage in a mating ritual not unlike those male birds you see trying to entrance their woman, i didn't care how foolish i was, i lost inhibition and it payed off well...three times

I've been searching for a flower to smoke that would help me feel alive again. took my pain and I love everyday with an 8 baseline from spine and nerve damage. even helped my burning shoulders and migraine.. it creeped up and made my day happy and pain free for hours.. thanks joint bros my new number 1