Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
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March 8, 2019
I love growing, harvesting and consuming this beautiful flower. This indica, swiftly and smoothly, will wash away your sins of the day!
Definitely one of my favorite strains to end the day. Perfect for melting into a couch and/or discussing mind blowing subjects such as other life forms in space, other life forms on earth.. etc.
Growing this beautiful plant is like owning a fuel refinery. Not only is the smell so pungent it nearly smells like gasoline but the amount of flower this plant produces is astonishing.
Medicinally, this strain does in fact work great for pain, definitely one of my “go-to”s whenever my back is acting up from previous motorcycle accidents.
Critical Mass
This was a great one. Here's the quick review.
Critical mass was a very quick burning and heavy hitting medicinal strain. The flavor was alright and it left you somewhere past clear headed but not quite to full on stoned.
I got this stuff pretty cheap from a new dispensary. It was about 6 months old.
The buds on this one were kind of a low quality. Even some twigs in there for good measure. Green with some of that fuzzy moss on it. No obvious orange,purple or black. Not covered in sugar. Sort of unappealing.
The smell was sour. Pretty traditional.
It burned quickly and hit the throat moderately hard. Just enough to let you know it was there, but not enough to really really burn. I liked it. I prefer a bong rip that has a little bit of a bite to it. Maybe not everyone does.
The flavor hit fast. Sort of a combination of wood at first with a slightly grape aftertaste. I thought it was pleasant.
The feeling took a bit to set in. I felt pretty clear headed but not totally. It probably pushed me just a bit farther then you should be driving if that's any reference. My whole body from my head down to my heels felt relaxed and tingly. This was a very very medicinal strain. I felt good and not paranoid , hungry or really really tripped out.
This is a great cross between what I would call a "recreational" strain and a "medicinal" strain , leaning more towards recreational. Meaning it has a little bit more psychedelic and cerebral qualities then it would pain, anxiety or insomnia relieving, Although it definitely has those also.
Didn't have a lot of paranoia or other negative side effects some of this pot has. That is probably in large part due to the higher cbd content of this one. I was not as hungry as I usually get. Which is good because I am concerned with my diet. But the pain relief and relaxation was there.
If I had a higher tolerance , this would be my new daily user. As it is it will probably be a good reach for when I've had a bit more rough of a day.
Enjoy the sweet embrace .... of critical mass.
- Pineapple Scott
Heavy eyes, relaxing, 2-3 hits and you’re feeling pretty good.
Rightly named, this strain packs a huge punch. The high THC content relieves stress and causes an intense clear headed calm while the high CBD content helps with muscle relaxation and insomnia. Buds have a nauseatingly sweet smell with an earthy musky taste. Can induce paranoia, irritability, & mild psychosis if too much smoked due to the high thc and is therefore not for inexperienced smokers.
I use this CO2 oil sublingually for spasticity and severe anxiety. Really knocked out my anxiety that 2mg Xanax couldn’t touch. Does the trick. Can’t wait to vape or dab it eventually.
Very intense body high, kept me lifted for a solid amount of time. Sweet and pungent taste. DAT ISH LOUD, reminds me of living on the prarie. much simpler times. in the land of smoking a bowl and then walking a mile to the nearest water hole to get a drink to cure the cotton mouth. jesus, I am tripping balls.
Just picked this up today. First time and I have to say it is an ass kick in the head good one! Smooth in and pleasant out reminds me of fresh cut pine mixed with a nutmeg cinnamon hint at the end. The high is nice and steady and after two hours it is still going along. Very relaxing for me without the OMG when is this going to calm down feel! Only disappointment was it was just so so for pain relief. But my back is in full spasm and to be fair I remember even heavy hits of morphine would barely tame it. This at least makes it tolerable.
First experience with this strain.
Recommended by one of the local Bud Tenders @ Rainier Wellness. What a class act they are!
I have really been struggling with chronic insomnia; 6/7 days at a time with no sleep.
The daytime meds I use for pain, typically heavy Sativa's, seem to exasperate the sleep problem.
Critical Mass, with the proper dosage, appears to be slowing my runaway brain.
Mike