Critical Cheese reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Cheese.
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Critical Cheese is an extremely intense sativa that brings upon a pleasant body high. It is perfect for a late night dip in the pool, a before snack-snack, or an early bedtime. The smell is slightly cheesey, however smells mostly of grass and pine clippings. I currently have an extremely well grown batch of it testing at 28.75% total cannabinoids. I’m one with my chair.
Pretty nice flavor, and the hught is betther than the ususal once.
I love cheese. this strain isn't the best iv ever had but it is very nice. relaxing and uplifting. does not give me the foggy mind like most cheese strains. lowers my pain slightly just enough to process at work. tho this crop I have is too dry . but still good. and no seeds found
Mostly cerebral. Makes me social.
I’m a very seasoned (3-5 bowl/day) smoker with access to a very nice variety of strains and I alternative strains as well to avoid tolerance. In fact, I’ve been noticing diminishing returns lately and have even considered a t-break. I normally smoke early (after coffee) but today waited until I finished running some errands. I got home loaded a bowl of Critical Cheese and was immediately, and I mean IMMEDIATELY hit with the dry eyes, mouth, body high, euphoria, head high, the works. This is such a nicely balanced strain. For people prone to anxiety you will experience none with this strain. It paradoxically provides both relaxation and energy. A+
This is a great hybrid for being able to function while have the feelings of euphoria. Definite anxiety and stress reliever; makes you feel lighter (less tense muscles, less pressure on you as a whole). I gave it a four because of the dry eyes and mouth, accompanied by its eternal name sake: CHEESE! Any how, overall, I am a fan of using this strain myself, even in daytime. Night would also be very relaxing - just not right before bed. Give yourself time to process this magical high.
Grew this strain just for personal use and really enjoyed it, it’s a very intense head high if grown right but loved the high it’s a racy kinda high like you’re on some kinda upper drug I’d guess all in all very nice.
This batch of Critical Cheese tested in at over 30% THC! I could feel that desired whirling feeling in my head upon the first hit. I do not usually care for Cheese strains, but this has won me over with its hard-hitting fast-acting giggly and energizing effects.