Church OG reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Church OG.
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February 13, 2015
Vaped it and it tasted like bbq chips. Not sure why, but excited nonetheless. Nice crystal covered buds, lots of orange hairs, very pretty bud. It's a knock out though. Would not recommend for daytime use unless you work third shift.
As a Lyme sufferer, and advocate, I tend to seek out strains that have amazing looks, smells, and taste, but my major focus is how well the strain does it's job in relieving pain and anxiety. Church OG, a hybrid of God's Gift and OG Kush is a definite winner on my list. It packs a smooth taste that starts off as very Earthy, before releasing a slight spicy, flowery terpene profile. Upon exhaling, the smoke expands to leave a slight tingle throughout the respiratory areas. This is followed by an immediate lift of the mind, that soon settles into a very relaxed, Zen like experience. This strain is not too heavy, in the sense that you cannot function mentally, but definitely puts some weight on the body, as you enter a couch lock like euphoria, even if you're still active. Great strain for pain management, when you don't want to just sleep it away... and the overall feeling of wellness and contentment from the actual THC profile, make this a must have, for all sufferers of pain related issues
Couch weed, but not as rounded or long-lasting as GDP or Ghost. Doesn't always have affect; will sometimes act more like a sativa to me and just give me a head-high with no body effects.
Indica effect for sure, with a earthy smell & taste. She is about feelings, and body sensations. Her Sativa aspects are focus, liveness and present spirit. There is a happy and relaxing chill vibe with her. Church OG is excellent for socializing when smoking together as a group of a few or creative alone. There are other Sativa's I prefer in more active situations. Her prescences comes from deep grounding and aliveness- but not energetic. I definitely see that the medical values such as pain or stress are relieved from this God Gaia Medicine.
Within the range of indicas, her gifts are happiness, internal focus, and feeling sedatively (!) in love with the holy Godly moment of now.
-Northston.
Church(2 bowls) (Indica) (Pipe)
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--Space..I feel the stars and the sky all around. The planets inside my soul to continue their exploration. The chair im sitting in is half way off the ground. The back 2 wooden stumps are the only thing keeping me up. when I tilt back and forth I feel as if I'm being rocked by my love one in water. The feeling the baby has being rocked back and forth by their loving mother. The center of my forehead feels like a swirling pool of warm water and being sucked inside like an infinite vortex. My body rocks back and forth going simultaneously back and forth the other way. Creating a full body exploration of one's colors. Vibrating in three different dimension Red, Green, Purple. My pelvic region feels like the tip of my dick in the freezer. It's cold. And my hamstrings vibrate in 3 more dimensions but these arnt colors but 3D objects that are hallowed in the middle. My legs and feet are slightly warm. My feet are sweating but my feet are being swayed by the ocean waves. Slowly back and forth with the slow moving waves of the sand. Time has increased by at least 25%. Pretty amazing
Great topshelf from Sun Valley Caregivers here in CA. Covered in crystals and broke up real nice. High is pretty head for me and im sitting here rocking back and forth to no music. WTF! Great mood booster but i have smoked this before, and the burnout can be pretty hard. Great bud for a decent price. 45 and 1/8
Church Iss Fuhk'n Bomb ! Burnss Good ; Good Wen Youu Wanna Juhss Relax, Free Your Mind Man.
February 3, 2016
Not the prettiest nuggets with all dark greeniness (is that a word) but effect is nice and relaxing.