Chocolope reviews

Definitely a true sativa, a very energetic strain that will wind you up. This strain tastes like chocolate and wood, goes great with a cup of coffee and a chocolate crossant! This strain Along with your cup of coffee will keep you going and keep you focused. Be careful if you have a tendency to get anxious, this strain can bring on anxiety. Love this for an early morning pick me up!

Made me poo in my pants. Real bad, stained my new carpet and no stain removers are working any advice guys?

Yesterday I started trying medical marijuana for chronic pain, I had used no marijuana for over 15 years. I rolled one joint, took 3 good solid hits and waited. Whithin 5 minutes I was feeling relief, a warm, muscular relaxation. The head feel was energized and motivated, I did quite a bit of work around the house. My wife and I cooked dinner together and I had a great time, my pain was addressed by this medicine very well for over 5 hours.

My current favorite daytime smoke. Chocolope has a great, energetic, talkative high, while still being effective for anxiety and pain. Nice, dense buds, covered in crystals means that for this patient at least, a little goes a long way.

Will definitely get you up and moving with a positive outlook. Hints of chocolate and coffee and a smooth smoke

I normally can't do sativas at all, as I have a weak heart and they tend to make me anxious. This strain is completely different. It's my favorite daytime strain, or for any time I'm in a funk with fatigue or depression. It just resets my mind. It helps me think more clearly, helps my executive functioning, allows me to make better mental connections and work through bad moods rationally. It also helps a lot with not only creativity and imagination, but it intensifies my perception and appreciation of all the arts...music, art, words etc) in a way that's really magical. I heard jazz in a whole new way with this... all while COMPLETELY mentally coherent and getting work done, doing business on the phone etc. It is the one sativa strain I've ever had that just makes me happy, not anxious or racey. I have ADHD and it is very helpful as a "work" strain to keep me focused and productive. A large amount makes me more leaning toward poetic/imaginative but less linear-thinking; too much can make me feel choppy and forgetful. Dosage is everything in how it work. The taste is also pleasant and mild. As some others here noted, it definitely continues its euphoric and uplifting effects for hours afterward for me... sort of a depression "reset." Also it's a bit aphrodisiac too and generally just makes me feel more socially connected and in my body.

Picked up Chocolope in DC, Capital City in August. When preparing to vape it, in 1/8th there was over 30 seeds in it! I never had to go through my flower so much before grinding it. I’m guessing that there was male seeds that spread. Anyway, after loading my Vape, I think the smell before smoked is better. Once I pulled I realize that there is no coffee flavor that I was looking for. It is a creamy taste, but almost like wet hay. Now that the vape is done, I the effects to me is just being focused. So much that I had to write this review! Im not feeling any relief for anxiety, stress or pain. The vape cloud smells better than the actual flower. I’m so disappointed 😔... had to be only because the seeds. Hope to try a better batch from NJ dispensary soon.

Completely blown away!! Wonderful euphoria--unusually high--excellent anti depressive mental shift.