Chemmy Jones reviews

Farts are treacherous, especially the little ones you think won't stink, like the the tiny pooter you just one-cheek-sneaked in your cube. "Ah -- The perfect crime," you think, sticking to your theory that it was "all sound and no fury". So when you test that little theory by giving a little sniff, you promptly get frying-panned right in the face by The Stench That Came from C'Thulu's Ass. And as you're ducking staplers thrown at you by your gagging co-workers, you think, "What the FUCK just happened to me?" Chemmy Jones is a little like this. As soon as you blaze the Jones, everyone in your zip code is going to know you're getting lit -- it's just that pungent. No little sneaker hits here; you might as well just hire a skywriter to emblazon the heavens with "HEY, DUDES! I SCORED SOME CHEMMY JONES AND I'M GONNA GET HELLA BAKED!" as soon as you take your first hit. And about that hit -- be ye wary of how many you take because this stuff is the ultimate sneaker weed. One minute you're all, "Yeah, I guess Yes is an ok band . . ." and 20 seconds later you're "HOLY JESUS, AN -ORGAN SOLO- RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SONG? THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!" This weed shifts gears faster than your local politician when asked if that was really him photographed blowing a horse, so be cautious with the over-tokage. Even if you don't end up in Spinney Land due to being one toke over the line, the "normal" high will totally 9/11 your brain and you will DEFINITELY "never forget".

This is an outstanding medication for people with sever pain and sleep problems. I have been a Navy SEAL for 32 years and have been shot and blown up 7 times and without this I can't see how I could make it through the day. Thank-you to the WOUNDERFUL staff at Rogue River Disp. who have helped me through hard times....

I quit taking Prozac...this works so much better.

This has to be one of my favorite strains. It hits you hard then ramps you up fast. Leaving you satisfied and uplifted. Got my strain from Maggie's Farm in Colorado Springs.

This has to be the best herb I've ever had. I was immediately drawn to the dank, skunky, earthy smell of the flower and I was very surprised at the fruity and sweet taste! This is the kind of herb that I would smoke before taking on the day- the high is invigorating and refreshing and intense, in that the THC percentage is at almost 39% . I bought mine from Maggie's Farm in Manitou Springs, CO by recommendation of the bud tender. VERYYYY happy I went with this one over the indica that I was originally planning to get. I give Chemmy Jones 5 stars and would give more if I could.

It is a futuristic 2018 type strain. You think you knew weed.. You do not LMAO. Ok so for real it is a perfect blend of relaxation and energy at the same time, it literally made me feel like smoking for the very first time again after just two hits.. But it was so pure and good mostly sativa mix with hybrid indica that I could still function even though it felt trippy as hell. gives a really good amount of energy but still provides subtle pain relief and very chill happy go lucky type relaxation. the smell it smells mostly sativa light and airy but omg it is LOUD

I found Chem Jones to be a powerful sativa. Relaxing yet doesn't couch lock, mind numbing is a very accurate description. The smell/taste was that of dirt, earthy. Not the prefer temp profile but it's really not bad, easy to get used too.

This has to be the single strongest strain I have ever tried, period. My friend and I smoked a 3/4 bowl in a steamroller, and I swear I couldn't talk for the next hour. It was the heaviest high I've ever had. This is not a strain for a light buzz, this is the REAL DEAL.