Chemdawg reviews

A tall robust grower, ChemDawg takes her time flowering,(65-75 days). Chemdog genetics are stable and she is the rumored parent of Og Kush and Sour Diesel. An over 5 foot Sativa mainstem,(FIM topped twice in veg.), strong side branching, and Indica shaped calexs. develop slowly. trichomes and smell. Yields are good and the 75-80. Smoke is white ash, smooth with Kush,lemon, sour fuel and potent. Potent cerebral high with relaxation of neck, face and shoulders. Good strain for tension headaches, mild pain, stress, adhd, and depression.

Cave canem (Latin, 'Beware of Dog'). There's certain dogs you need to be wary of, like the rabid Rottwieler your lousy bass-blasting neighbor lets off the chain every night at eight and the damn thing runs amuck eatting anything smaller than it, including cats and small children. Then there's dogs you gotta love, like Snoop Dawg (dude, he smokes hella weed!). Then there's dogs that straddle the line, and that dog's name is Chemdawg. Chemdawg is not to be fucked with lightly. Chemdawg came to this good Earth with a single purpose: to act like a THC-powered Uber delivering you from your comfy sofa directly to 'Jesus Christ I am -HIGH-' Street. One minute, you're guffawwing to the zany antics of Desus and Mero, the next you're staring a hole in the fishtank and wondering why half the fish are belly up and the other half are eating those and then you remember that you haven't fed 'em in like two weeks, thus turning your aquarium into an aquatic Donner Party -- because you've been smoking that damned Chemdawg since Tuesday of last week. Trying to come up with a good excuse to get this high is like trying to score a date with a UC film student by saying, "We should go see The Emoji Movie -- it's got talking poo!". Seriously, out of the sack, Chemdawg looks like it should be offering beaver shots to High Times. It smells exactly like a high-powered marijuana should, thus warning you to beware. Then you smoke it and it starts playing head tricks like lulling you into the sense that you're as high as you should get before it blasts you off to check on the Hubble space telescope. And while you're up there, can you grab some Moon Cheetos, because, dude, the Ol' King Cottonmouth is gonna set up court on your tongue and demand offering of snacks, sodas and maybe even that Twinkie that's been sitting on the shelf since you smoked a three-gram dab and basically spent $75 at the local 7-11. So anyway, Chemdawg: cave canem cannabis!

Is it bad if your wife tells you to take it easy because you're "too fun" and the kids might start to ask questions on why dad is laughing so much? This actually happened. I love this strain from start to finish. My son said "Dad, you found your smile!" Getting my card in New Jersey was not cheap and they make it quite tough, actually causing my anxiety to kick in at times, but I'm so glad I did. This was the 5th strain I tried from the dispensary and easily number 1 so far.

Strong! Very Strong! I had some dense red haired but and two bowls in my vaporizer had me relaxed and enjoying some Netflix. It even made walking a little challenging. It's the kind of strain you can stay up on or go to sleep. You're relaxed in either endeavor.

Seeking relief from chronic pain - military injuries, 10 plus surgeries, neuralgia, etc. I was looking for an adjunct to high-CDB, "Otto" - blocking pain is the function of the CDB. But, you must combine with a strain to distract the brain's interpretation of the pain. Thus a sativa would seem to fit the need - but, it must be the right blend. This strain is effective for this goal. The high CDB strains take the pain, and Chem Dawg is excellent for telling the brain that the pain is gone and it's time to relax. Thoughts are very clear; yet, the physical presence is ever so slightly restrained enough to put a typical "type-A" in his chair long enough to relax. Great maintenance strain for chronic pain when combined with a high CDB strain such as "Otto." Great diversion from PTSD. Veteran approved.

I have been toking for many years and have grown several varieties. Chemdawg takes the cake all the way home. It is just that good. After days of trying various great varieties I sampled my first homegrown chemdawg and was amazed! So natural smelling and tasting. Non-pungent but fragrant, and a with a relaxing, pain-relieving quality that is accompanied by a clear, non-anxious mental focus on a level in my opinion exceeding even my previous favorite, blue dream. It has something the other varieties are missing that really puts your mind at ease. Wow! Chemdawg redefined my standard for natural, effective, clean medicine.

Recommended by my budtender Parker who knows I'm about the indica and seeking mod-severe pain control...I have a high tolerance from decades of smoking, but this fixed my stress about IT (crazy pain today from lupus) in three hits. About 10 minutes and a full bowl later...I feel so much better. Body able to relax and my mind is actually happy and NOT on the pity potty.

Ok... I've been smokin' this for two days now and there's a good reason it has been around so long and is parent to two of my favorite strains (OG Kush and Sour Diesel) ... it is beautiful bud. The quite strong and invigorating effects came on slow for me... probably 20 mins for full effect... but when it does hit... well ... it's just great weed. Tingly headed cerebral effects were quite nice. Feels very sativa-like to me and some of the psychoactive effects reminded me of Girl Scout Cookies. Not for newbies... but you really should work up to it. Excellent.