Captain's Cake reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Captain's Cake.
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Best strain I’ve ever smoked. Super potent. Intense indica feeling physically, while mentally the high is like a lot high quality 50/50 hybrids. Smells very potent, almost like a dab. I tell everyone who’s asked me what my favorite is: Captains Cake! GG4 and medical grade shatter are the only things that come remotely close to making me as fucked up as this captains cake, but they still don’t even come close.
New to this, so I’m still learning about strains and the general terms. A friend suggested this strain when I said I was looking for something to help with anxiety/racing thoughts that prevented me from falling asleep. This works wonders! It knocks me out (unlike some meds where you’re in and out of sleep all night).. like, I actually feel the sleepiness start happening AND it doesn’t give me that hangover in the morning like melatonin does. As someone who is less experienced, I can still say this in my top three strains (probably tied at two).
Oh, I didn’t even mention how I feel before I fall asleep. Holy crap does it make me super giggly. If I had to describe what I expected a “stoner high” to feel like, this would 100% be it. I was completely oblivious to any stress I had been feeling prior to smoking it, which is something I need.
tl;dr
I’m a newbie, so excuse my lack of knowledge.
It starts off feeling more like a sativa with the giggling and creative energy.
Completely took away my stress.
Then you gradually start feeling tired until your brain is like, “No, we sleep now!”
**I have bipolar disorder and the initial *sativa feeling* doesn’t feel like mania to me, but I guess I can see where people who’ve mentioned it are coming from, everyone reacts differently. Just wanted to mention this in case others have read about negative interactions between this and bipolar. Even if you do feel super manic, it should go away as soon as that sleepiness hits you.
A great cake strain thats sweet smelling heavy hitting and has a plethora of diamond crystals within. Kept me high for a while even with my crazy tolerance and is now my second favorite strain to wedding cake
5 STARS (Can't see the "Rate this strain" chart.)
If you're looking for relief from chronic pain, Captain's Cake is as good as Dakini Kush, 9lb Hammer, Bubba Kush, Purple Punch, et al. For me, at least, it is rare to find a strain that not only relieves pain, but also rewards with a body high. This strain did so. So. Even knowing that everyone's physiology is different, I will still say:
If you want relief, if you want mellow, if you want someone to whisper away your pain for a while and to remind you to step back and take a breath...
Maybe at least consider trying Captain's Cake? I doubt it will hurt, and it might even help.
this strain has got to be the best strain ever. captain's cake relaxes your entire body you feel like you're just floating. your mind just shuts off and it's pure bliss. feeling pure euphoria in both body and mind. this is my favorite strain it's such a shame it's so rare
My all time favorite strain. If, I only had one strain to smoke the rest of my life this would be it. Necture of the gods
Captains cake has been a constant go to time and time again. This strain will leave a nice OG taste in your mouth that will stick around long after medicating, the smell matches the taste with a somewhat sweet and spicy pungent OG smell that will have your nose hairs on end. Don't let me forget you will want to horde this bud because of how much you will just want to savior the aroma. The buds are very pretty and vibrant with long tangly orange hairs, Wrapping around frothy trichome coated nug. The trichomes give the bud a mystic looking surface almost otherworldly! Now the high is perfect for pain or anxiety, with the high lasting long without a crash. This is a manageable daytime indica leaning hybrid with percent's as low that ive seen being around 24% all the way up to 27% so some crops maybe yield differently.
This is my favorite strain ever . what a great day time Cruz bud to ease the mind .